BEEF TOILET
Picture this. You're at the airport. Big Bubba is staring you down in his airport officer uniform. He's at the scanner. You're in line, and he's scanning other people, but he's looking at you. He wants you. He's looking forward to it.
Meanwhile you have a tin of cat food that you wanted to snack on on the plane. You can't bring meats through. Your sweet sweet Fancy Feast™ is Beef Flavour Feast in Gravy. Big Bubba smells it. He wants to throw you in to jail, but not before getting some of your beef.
You need to protect the Feast. You need to protect the beef.
Do you:
A. Stick cat food tin length-wise into your butt hole
B. Stick cat food tin width-wise into your butt hole
C. Convince Big Bubba that he can store his Bubba Sausage™ in your butt hole
D. Trade Big Bubba: Your virginity for safe passage.
E. You think you're better than Big Bubba and will try your luck at the scanner, even though his bowling ball eyes are giving you the ol' once over. He's mentally stripping you down already. Forget about random screenings. He's on you like a fly on shit.
F. Eat the whole can of Fancy Feast™, can included, and hope your esophagus won't get lacerated by either Big Bubba's fat Bubba Sausage™ or the aluminium can.
Here's what's at stake:
Meanwhile you have a tin of cat food that you wanted to snack on on the plane. You can't bring meats through. Your sweet sweet Fancy Feast™ is Beef Flavour Feast in Gravy. Big Bubba smells it. He wants to throw you in to jail, but not before getting some of your beef.
You need to protect the Feast. You need to protect the beef.
Do you:
A. Stick cat food tin length-wise into your butt hole
B. Stick cat food tin width-wise into your butt hole
C. Convince Big Bubba that he can store his Bubba Sausage™ in your butt hole
D. Trade Big Bubba: Your virginity for safe passage.
E. You think you're better than Big Bubba and will try your luck at the scanner, even though his bowling ball eyes are giving you the ol' once over. He's mentally stripping you down already. Forget about random screenings. He's on you like a fly on shit.
F. Eat the whole can of Fancy Feast™, can included, and hope your esophagus won't get lacerated by either Big Bubba's fat Bubba Sausage™ or the aluminium can.
Here's what's at stake:
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