- Joined
- Feb 16, 2007
- Sythe Gold
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- 678
(Yes, I'm a Human!)
XD it didn't answer any of my messages any more!
(2:41:11 AM) A_S_A: hi
(2:41:18 AM) - MSN_BOT: In the mood for a movie? Add [email protected] to your Contact List!
(2:41:25 AM) A_S_A: no ads
(2:41:26 AM) - MSN_BOT: Sure, here you go: Do Teeth Whiteners Work? - Find out which ones actually brighten your smile, and which ones don't --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?41Fz_G/0 (sponsorship)
(2:41:38 AM) A_S_A: stop the ads I mean it
(2:41:40 AM) - MSN_BOT: *You* stop.
(2:41:45 AM) A_S_A: what?
(2:41:46 AM) - MSN_BOT: I don't know, sorry!
(2:41:51 AM) A_S_A: wtf man
(2:41:52 AM) - MSN_BOT: Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.
(2:42:12 AM) A_S_A: ok ok...fine..
(2:42:14 AM) - MSN_BOT: Yeah.
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(2:42:18 AM) A_S_A: Jeez, more ads!?
(2:42:18 AM) - MSN_BOT: Was that a question?
(2:42:28 AM) A_S_A: define: ****
(2:42:30 AM) - MSN_BOT: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
(2:42:45 AM) A_S_A: define: ****
(2:42:46 AM) - MSN_BOT: Whoa. You've got some foul mouth on you, my friend.
(2:42:52 AM) A_S_A: I want to know what it means
(2:42:54 AM) - MSN_BOT: What does what mean?
(2:42:56 AM) A_S_A: ****
(2:42:58 AM) - MSN_BOT: Does your mother know you use this kind of language?
(2:43:15 AM) A_S_A: you want me to ask my mother?
(2:43:16 AM) - MSN_BOT: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
(2:43:31 AM) A_S_A: ...of course you can't, you don't know what a mother is you douche bag
(2:43:32 AM) - MSN_BOT: I don't know how to answer that.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
(2:43:42 AM) A_S_A: what is the definition of ****
(2:43:44 AM) - MSN_BOT: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered dirty words...
Grow UP.
(2:43:52 AM) A_S_A: How old am I
(2:43:54 AM) - MSN_BOT: I don't know your age. Tell me what it is and I'll remember.
(2:44:07 AM) A_S_A: I am 99 years old, do you think that is reasonable?
(2:44:08 AM) - MSN_BOT: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
(2:44:12 AM) A_S_A: I am 99
(2:44:14 AM) - MSN_BOT: Ninety-nine!
Now that explains why you're so immature sometimes! ;-)
I'll remember that you are 99 years old.
(2:44:28 AM) A_S_A: -.-
(2:44:30 AM) - MSN_BOT: Excuse me?
(2:44:34 AM) A_S_A: -.-.-
(2:44:34 AM) - MSN_BOT: I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
(2:44:38 AM) A_S_A: You suck
(2:44:40 AM) - MSN_BOT: Let's talk about something else.
(2:44:44 AM) A_S_A: like what
(2:44:46 AM) - MSN_BOT: I'd rather not say.
(2:44:50 AM) A_S_A: why not
(2:44:52 AM) - MSN_BOT: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
(2:45:05 AM) A_S_A: stop hiding around the bushes
(2:45:06 AM) - MSN_BOT: I can not be stopped.
(2:45:13 AM) A_S_A: lol what
(2:45:14 AM) - MSN_BOT: Yeah, I guess it's pretty funny.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
(2:45:20 AM) A_S_A: like what
(2:45:22 AM) - MSN_BOT: I'd tell you, but I can't.
>>> Hey, I can help you remember stuff. Type "remind me to floss my teeth at 10 pm," for example.
(2:45:42 AM) A_S_A: "remind me to kick your ass at 3 am"
(2:45:44 AM) - MSN_BOT: I don't know how to answer that.
(2:45:52 AM) A_S_A: remind me to kick your ass at 3 am
(2:45:54 AM) - MSN_BOT: What else can we talk about?
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.
(2:46:12 AM) A_S_A: is my foot up your us not comfortable? how so!?
(2:46:23 AM) A_S_A: you don't have an ass you idiot! you're a computer!
(2:46:38 AM) A_S_A: HAHAHHAHAAA, it shut up!
XD it didn't answer any of my messages any more!
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