One, two, buckle my shoe!

[I_nick_I]

Welcome to the official Yo momma joke thread.Enjoy!

Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

 

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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

 

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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

 

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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

 

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Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

 

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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

 

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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

 

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Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

 

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Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

 

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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

 

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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

 

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Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

 

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Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

 

[Zypur]

Yo mamma so stupid, you made all the posts in this thread until now.

 

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NIIIIICCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
OWNED.lol

 

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Yo momma so fat even got can't lift her spirit