Everyone should just not go to their job tomorrow and stay in bed. Eat whatever is in your house and relax. All of us, every person on the planet, should just sleep in and not do anything. Open your window for some air, turn off the lights, and then just lay in bed and do nothing except eat a little bit of food. Then, the next day, we will do it again. Everyone will just lay around and do nothing. We will all do this till we get really hungry and thirsty, and we have to go to the bathroom. Still, we won't leave our posts. We will all just lay in bed and ignore the hunger and thirst. We will keep doing this until some people start to die. Things will get smelly, but we'll all still lay there, till everyone starts to rot. Until every human is good and dead. Soil will blow in through the windows and mix with our decomposing bodies into a rich slurry. Roots will grow in, meandering through the muck, traveling from person to person. The fungus will start to feed on us, connecting us all in a grand network of roots. Big, plump mushrooms are soon to rise up into the dark, lonely bedrooms that our bodies reside in. The mushrooms will bloom, and suddenly, we all wake up. We are right back in our bedrooms, and feeling very well rested. Yet, we are not living in our bodies. Now, we live inside the fungus.