300 orgasms a day. Dream or Nightmare?

[Lured Yah]

I just saw a commercial about a documentary of a women that has 300 orgasms a day.

What would you do/feel like?

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Having 300 Orgasms a Day Turns Out to be Kind of an Inconvenience

So as everyone knows, PostSecret is really awesome. A few Sundays ago, I was perusing the website while drinking my morning chai, and one postcard caused me to spit frothy milk all over my arrow keys. Printed with a loud picture of a woman’s O-face, it read “I have an orgasm every time I do sit-ups.”

The only comment on the postcard read simply, “WHAT KIND OF SIT-UPS?!”

Instead of immediately throwing myself down on my yoga mat and attempting to achieve some sort of abs-themed climax, I decided to Google “easy orgasms.” (I don’t have Internet in my house yet, so I did this at a coffee shop. Writing for this website is hilarious in public.) After several minutes of fascinating reading (and the inevitable, less-fascinating “check out these girls making out” pop-ups), I stumbled upon an article about something called PSAS, or Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome.

Women with this extremely rare disorder experience a perpetual tingling in their nethers, and can experience up to 300 orgasms a day. Scientists aren’t sure what causes it, but posit that it could be the result of an overactive limbic system, neurotransmitter imbalance, or extreme muscular distress in the lower back or hip flexor area.

Guess what? This isn’t a picnic. My gut reaction of, “Shit, that sounds AWESOME” was completely inappropriate. Imagine how terrible it would be to just be sittin’ in church or meeting your boyfriend’s parents, and suddenly having to buckle your knees and make an Andy Samberg-worthy “jizz in your pants” face.

In one article I was reading, a woman described one of her most embarrassing experiences:

“My most embarrassing was last year when I was in a supermarket and an in-store salesman wouldn't leave me alone. Suddenly I got that feeling and knew I was going to have an orgasm. I tried to make my excuses and leave but he just wouldn't go away so I climaxed there and then in front of him. You should have seen the look on his face.”

What’s more, there’s no treatment for this syndrome. Many women can’t hold a job, and can’t hold a relationship. So what would seem at first like the best syndrome ever, actually turns out to be really, really horrifying.

Source: http://www.datingish.com/732716436/...day-turns-out-to-be-kind-of-an-inconvenience/

 

[Sypherz]

I've heard about this. To be quite honest, It would kind of suck.
They wouldn't feel that good after a while, and be distracting.

 

[Sypherz]

Again, if I were to choose a disorder to get...
Well, better than many..

 

[Burnley]

haha "im having an orgasm right now" hhaha she could do a bit more physical as she does not seem to be in 300 a day orgasm shape

 

[Lured Yah]

agreed burnley, too bad she doesn't look fuckable

 

[.James]

It'd get old.

....Wouldn't it?

 

[Pockets]

That's more than one per 5 minutes on average. That's just over the top to be honest. I feel bad for these people.

 

[Lightprizm]

If it were somewhat controllable, that would have potential, but without control, it's bound to get old

 

[symphony888]

Damn lol. This is crazy.
But she doesn't look like that kind of woman who could get 300 orgasms a day at all.

 

[<3☻]

Sounds like that would get uncomfortable after awhile, or you must be a really happy person all the time:O

 

[Voltdax]

NIGHTMARE!!!

Lmao you're walking over the streets and you get an orgasm, funny.

 

[Ryenkishu]

That would be alright for a day, then it would just ruin your life..

 

[Flight]

She doesn't seem to hate it or love it.

If you watch her right arm, it seems as if she's getting him off during the vid.

Can't believe he's smiling during this whole time like a 13 year old talking about boobs or some shit like that for the first time.

 

[Nunchuck]

She doesn't seem to hate it or love it.

If you watch her right arm, it seems as if she's getting him off during the vid.

Can't believe he's smiling during this whole time like a 13 year old talking about boobs or some shit like that for the first time.

This cracked my shit up.

I also feel if they wanted to make a big deal out of it, they would have been more professional, but they weren't so the must not let it get to them. I think that's good for them.

 

[FishFishy]

Fucking lol'd

*casual* "I'm having an orgasm right now... A very intense one"

OT:
This would suck honestly. I would not want to live with something like this for more than a day.

 

[kill dank]

freaky, that's what I call it.

But I saw a documentary on the Discovery Channel about someone with this. It's fucked up, but I'd like it sometimes.

 

[cusio]

would be nice in the biginning but after a while shit..horrible