FREE MONEY

[0 APR Money Lender]

Hi, who here wants free money? I'm feeling generous today

 

[0 APR Money Lender]

Must fill out preliminary application to be considered -

Sythe username:

Join Date:

Vouches:

DNT user (Y/N):

Current or Former mod (Y/N):

Likelihood of gambling with my money (1-10):

Brief description of why I should lend you money:

Payment plan: jk you don't have to pay a dime back to me if you don't want to!

 

[I Am Hunter]

k

 

[0 APR Money Lender]

k

Denied

 

[Time To Buy]

Man this guy is funny

 

[0 APR Money Lender]

Man this guy is funny

Approved.

 

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@Karl @Lean @djweasel @Matt Hasty
@Zogre
@Folt @allDNTusers

 

hey you fuck give me the money

 

[0 APR Money Lender]

hey you fuck give me the money

Denied.

 

Denied.

do you even know who i am you rotten cock juggling thunder-cunt?!

 

May i have a small loan of 1 million dollars?

 

tl:dr

give me money

 

[DRSX]

Sythe username:

Join Date: 2013

Vouches: 1000

DNT user (Y/N): N

Current or Former mod (Y/N): Y

Likelihood of gambling with my money (1-10): 1

Brief description of why I should lend you money: drugs

 

Sythe username:

Join Date: Jul 23rd, 2014

Vouches: 700

DNT user (Y/N): N

Current or Former mod (Y/N): N

Likelihood of gambling with my money (1-10): 8

Brief description of why I should lend you money: idk

 

[Master]

Sythe username:

Join Date: 2013

Vouches: ~10

DNT user (Y/N): N

Current or Former mod (Y/N): Y

Likelihood of gambling with my money (1-10): idk

Brief description of why I should lend you money: who are you vading??

 

[The_Braaap]

It's my money, and I want it now!

 

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