how are you

How's life? What's challenging you these days? How are you doing really?

This is a serious thread. All haters and spammers will be reported and banned!!!! I have sucked a lot of dicks on this site. My reports get completed first. You can bet your bottom that I can get you IP banned and deported from the internet with the connections I have. Don't fuck with me or my threads or you'll regret it!!!! I promise you if you troll my thread I will access my limitless network of Sythe.org administrators who will rain down on you like the scattered piss from a dick plugged with play-doh. Don't test me! I know all the Sythe.org moderators by name and we hang out on weekends. All I need to do is call them up to have them shit all over your parade. Do you think this is fucking funny? Do you think this is a game? We'll see how much you're laughing when you're put in a box and sent to fucking Russia with an express ticket to the gulags. I am powerful. Don't forget it. Did you think FireZ's hammer was bad? Just wait until you get a load of my sledgehammer. Did you think n4n0 was strict? Just wait until I unleash a legion of pain and suffering through your ethernet cable. I can shut down your computer with the push of a button. I can find our your IPs with a single click. I can hack you and your Facebooks without any trouble at all. Don't believe me? Fuck with me and find out the truth!! Even now I know everything about you. I know where you live. I know where you piss. I know all of this through the power of the internet, accessible only to TRUE geeks like myself. Not those posers who play consoles and watch Marvel movies. I know all the comic lore for DC AND Marvel. I read the Game of Thrones books and think the show is sub-par. I use Linux because Windows is for children and amateurs. I have an Android phone because iPhones are for white girls and casuals. I am no casual. I am a professional with my fingers ready at the keyboard, ready to pull the proverbial trigger on your whole life. Come troll my thread. I dare you, peasant. I am a master in the Visual Basics programming language. I bet you don't even know what an HTML is. Don't fuck with me.

 

all talk no game

 

Can we have a serious thread please? I will be reporting you to the authorities shortly for your blatant disrespect of my civil rights.

 

talk about respect and you shit on the liberties i was given by the god-made US of A??? You have got to me joking here pal, because this is asinine. I advise you to think long and hard on your next comment or I will shut you down for copyrights infringement on the basis that you're publicly displaying stolen property in your signature. I created that raisin back in 2011 with gimp and you are not authorized to use that

sir

 

You were literally born in 2014

 

did you just assume my year of birth?

 

triggered

 

it says it in the top right of your post bro

 

just because i'm forced to show that date does not mean that is the year of my birth. please dont assume my birth year, my gender, my hair color, or how much milk i like in my cereal

philistine

 

as a vegan feminist who only lives on even numbered days of the week, i am offended

 

what the fuck dude who is phil? i was robbed by a phil once is it the same phil? if it is the same phil i will have to have you arrested for indiscriminate fuckin inbreading you impalpable ethereal plague toad.

 

its me

 

wake me up inside

 

my point exactly

 

You can read?

 

Your sig looks like my left nut @Blupig

 

tbh that video had a lot of potential and they fucked it up

 

vouch for blupig he cucked me nan