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That's right. I always thought it was some kind of lame conspiracy theory, but now I’m convinced that it's true. The world will end in the year two thousand and twelve. What's that? You want proof? Well, here, my friends, it is:
We'll start off with what is predicted for 2012: the end of the world. Now, this statement in itself tells us that something will happen in a year starting with '20' which means the 21st century (all years in the 21st century start with 20). This can be shown by the number of characters in the phrase 'the end of the world' which just 'happens' to be 20. So, you want more detail? Let's narrow things down a bit. We'll take the keywords of the phrase 'the end of the world' and we end up with 'end of world'. Not surprisingly, there are 12 characters in this phrase (spaces included - they're characters, too). Put the two together, and you find out that something will happen in the 12th year of the 21st century - 2012. The phrase tells us what will happen - the end of the world. There. That's the proof. It's obvious now that the world will end in 2012. Someone's put a lot of planning into this, so it must be a conspiracy.
Panic.
We'll start off with what is predicted for 2012: the end of the world. Now, this statement in itself tells us that something will happen in a year starting with '20' which means the 21st century (all years in the 21st century start with 20). This can be shown by the number of characters in the phrase 'the end of the world' which just 'happens' to be 20. So, you want more detail? Let's narrow things down a bit. We'll take the keywords of the phrase 'the end of the world' and we end up with 'end of world'. Not surprisingly, there are 12 characters in this phrase (spaces included - they're characters, too). Put the two together, and you find out that something will happen in the 12th year of the 21st century - 2012. The phrase tells us what will happen - the end of the world. There. That's the proof. It's obvious now that the world will end in 2012. Someone's put a lot of planning into this, so it must be a conspiracy.
Panic.
