2 funny jokes

[muffinmaster]

1.

Super man is flyign when h eegts a boner.

He sees wonder woman naked on a roof top.

He wants to get rid of it so he goes down and just starts banging.

He flys away and wonder woman takes off her vision gogle things and the invisable man says idk but my butt hhurts.









3 men go to a hotel.

The rooms are full so they have to share one bed.

When theyw ake up int he morning the man on the right says I had a dream a beuitfiul woman was giving me a hand job.

The man on the left says the same thing.

The man in the middle says I had a dream that I was skiing

 

[wcer2552]

lol those jokes are okay i guess

 

[Decisive]

I don't know weather to laugh at the pathetic jokes or laugh at you attempting to make these jokes funny. By the way the first one is old and you typed it wrong.

 

[xx uk mils buyer xx]

good try but thats an epic fail lol

 

[Stuart]

Was an epic fail when he said he had jokes, And then he mentioned super man and you knew it was gonna be even worse.

 

[uokuman]

They weren't funny....

Well the second one was OK.
First one involved Superman. End of.

 

[MrGoosey]

EPIC FAIL!!!!

Those jokes makes me angry and not makes me happy.

 

[Larry]

The very poor english killed all the fun these jokes might had.
I tried my best to understand, but sorry, couldn't follow.
Best regards,
Larry

 

[Dark Devil]

First one is hilarious the second not that much.