Best opportunity in Sythe.org history to become a mod.

Hi, your friend Loyal 2 Da Game here. I've discovered something incredible: this is the greatest time in the history of Sythe.org to become a mod. Why do you ask? With the MOTM September 2014 poll results being released today, take a look at the winners of the "Next promotion" category. These were the winners if you're unable to check:

1st: Xier0 (10 votes)
2nd: WolfRunescape (5 votes)
3rd: Cas_M (4 vote)

That's right, Xier0 won. The guy who is literally a complete 0 by not only name but in terms of both quality of posts and possibility of positive future contributions to the community. The runner-up was some random no-name kid who goes by WolfRunescape, who will probably be banned before the new year begins after scamming for less than he donated. Taking up third place was Cas_M, an actual mod (who probably won't make it to global).

What does this all mean to you? I'll tell you: there isn't one member of this community who is a serious candidate for mod. Last round, who was promoted? Jack Goff, who had previously been banned for three months after posting a picture of an unnamed market mods anus (he's also from like, Australia or New Zealand or some upside-down country like that), and IBDB, who was an actual good (also the only good) candidate. If these jaggoffs can get promoted, anybody can. This is the chance of a lifetime. All you have to do is post some feel good unbiased bullshit around the forums, add Roary on Skype, pay someone to post spam then report their posts, and then find and get a ban evader banned (hint: this is the easiest part, go to http://www.sythe.org/introductions-farewells/ and start firing off accusations at any promising new member). Once you've done all of this, eventually one of the current staff will finally realize "Why the fuck do I spend four hours a day going through reported posts and scam reports, for literally no pay or any sort of compensation? I'm going to do something actually productive with my life.", and suddenly Sythe.org is in dire need of a new Runescape Section mod, and you'll be the best candidate to receive that juicy pink name.

im asian

 

Brilliant 10/10

 

na i scammed lol

- im azn

 

loyal is going in

 

thinking of stepping back up to admin. sythe needs guidance

 

Op should be promoted.


Vouch

 

You'd be a gleaming LED in this insufficiently lit world we're living in.

 

Thank you for nominating for me as moderator of Scythe. I accept this nomindation and truly appreciate your decision. I hope to replace Dave, as he is a bad mod. Thanks.

 

Vouch for RolfWunescape

 

I want mod split thanks.

 

who dat

 

2k a day.​

 

ive had roary on skype, ive been wondering why i havent been promoted. i see i gotta report spam posts.

 

Apparantly $3.49 per vote isn't enough for some people

 

Time To Buy 4 mod

 

Could someone please confirm this method?

 

i loledd

 

Nero4Mod

 

Omg I got a shoutout <3333