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agreed, but don't forget Donald duck.
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yo leave donald out of this. don't mess with me and my valentine:

Donald Duck said:
Sythe name of your valentine: Superfluos
Are you in love? : To far gone.
Did you read, and do you agree to, the rules: Yes
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Superfluous said:
Sythe name of your valentine: Donald Dukc
Are you in love? Just reading his post gave me a boner.
Did you read, and do you agree to, the rules: Yes
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From : Donald Duck
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-17 20:13
Title : Love Letter for Superfluous
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My dearest Superfluous,

With the light of love as my guide, the feather of angels as my pen, and the blood of Aphrodite as ink, I weave my thoughts for you.

With sensual velvet kisses, with flames of passion, with lustful burning eyes I bathe this canvas in my love-soaked thoughts for you, and only you.

What person in their sane mind could resist your wonderful hazel eyes. They just mystify me beyond belief. Incidentally I used to know someone who had a rabbit called Hazel. Apparently, it pooed a lot. I'm not saying you poo a lot, so please don't get mad at me.

I've always found your beautiful bald head to be really sexy! I love the way it shines in the sunlight like a marble and have often wondered if you would consider putting solar panels on there. Oh darling think of the electricity we can generate and use, and of course we will be helping the environment.

Sitting at home on the couch and cuddling with you, has always been something I've loved. Especially when we get into an argument about something pointless like the colour of cheese, or the price of fish, and end up having a huge pillow fight over it, (even though I always win, and you end up crying because I beat you at a childish game!)

I can't remember if I've already told you this but I really do love your bum. Its such a turn on to look at and its one of the many reasons I love being with you my love. Sometimes I wish I could do nothing but stare at your bum all day, but I'm not sure that's a good idea my love, as people will probably think I'm some kind of nut case and I might get taken away by the men in white coats.

My love, you know what would look hot and vibrant on that beautiful body of yours? Leapord Skin underwear! Oh God, if I saw you wearing those I would simply explode into a heap of sparks with joy! (By the way that was a figure of speech, cos I wouldn't ACTUALLY spontaneously combust, otherwise I wouldn't be able to appreciate your lovely body in Leapord Skin underwear).

You always remain in my thoughts, helping me keep alive with visions of your sweet lips to help fire up my aching heart!

Eternally loving you, with flames of desire,

Lover Duck
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I wish I had the courage to ask for as many vouches for free services as Ronaldo does :<
 
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