OP

[Accounts Shop]

>Be me
>have shit ton of university stuff to do
>eat raisin bran
>be on sythe and spam in spam forum
>productivity/10, would product again


before someone posts it,

 

[Yousuckv2]

today op was a vader

 

[Accounts Shop]

>be me
>Don't know why star wars is mentioned
>Yousuck likes star wars
>prefer star trek

 

>be me
>Don't know why star wars is mentioned
>Yousuck likes star wars
>prefer star trek

>Trying way too hard

 

faggot

 

[Accounts Shop]

>Trying way too hard

>has a wall of gay emoticons
>top kek/10

 

[Duhfault]

Neck yourself

 

>Be me
>always getting invited to random parties
>usually too busy with work and school, but tonight is a good night
>arrive at party
>total sausage fest, only a couple of grills
>see 9/10 mirin and decide to break the ice
>flirt with her
>stare in eyes
>she has moon earrings
>OH SHIT JUST REMEMBERED
>run out of party
>spend whole night checking out blood moon
>zero fucks given

 

[rebirth2316]

<Be me
<Watch Narcos on Netflix
<Start thinking about building a wall around my property
<Begin recruiting white supremacists
<Infiltrate local government
<Impress my views upon young, innocent minds
<Call a meeting between all nationalist groups
<Form the White Illuminati

 

[Accounts Shop]

<Be me
<Watch Narcos on Netflix
<Start thinking about building a wall around my property
<Begin recruiting white supremacists
<Infiltrate local government
<Impress my views upon young, innocent minds
<Call a meeting between all nationalist groups
<Form the White Illuminati

>be you
>be a triangle
>use green text the wrong way