Broke my bumper...

Broke my bumper..

Went to fast going down my Drive Way..

RaceCar

Now i have a silver bumper, on a blue car

 

bum ass bet u drive some hella gay slammed hetta

 

I drive a jetta o:

 

Spoiler: is this ur amazing car?"

 

Those photo shop skilz, how you get a pic of my car o:

 

bro, im da ninja

 

too**

 

fuckin knew it

(and yeah, I meant jetta lol was typing on da iphone from da shitter namsayn)

 

Its official, ltdg is psychic.

He and I will also beat people up for the nominal fee of $200.

That'll be $5, or for $205 we will beat the shit out of your dad for buying you a woman's car.

 

If you don't scrape your bumper on a piece of cardboard lying flat on your drive way you're not low enough.

 

keep ur bumper like ur pants
low enough 2 show the goods but high enough to avoid exploiting the ride

 

such a sad day D:

 

yo bitch ass, where do you think you're posting? buddy you better pay up 50 big ones before nod & i take the piss outta you real quick

 

blue cars, cant go wrong

 

Good idea, reduced rates for staff because fuck the system.


Tue struggle is real.

 

bump
fixed

 

Nah thats just the down payment... Bout to set him up ona 22 bi weekly for 12 month therm at 21% apr, oac ofc