don't buy the fucking watch though
already use an apple as a dildo so an Apple dildo isn't needed
that'd be a weird watch
I don't want the functionality of just a watch for $350 bruh and I'd likely not buy the sport version tbh
I also hardly keep anything I own for longer than a year, I often purchase new phones/computers/among other things.
aka you are a sheep buying into apple's capitalism where they convince you to repeatedly upgrade your gear
I wouldn't get any of these. If I were to get one, given those two options, I'd go with the Apple Watch merely because people like to be on Apple's dick. So you'll get more/better apps and watchfaces. Plus, it sounds like you have an iPhone already. I did a comparison of the watches coming out and they all seemed to be lackluster.

