Hello Dosier, and welcome to Grinderscape's official game show, "Penetrate Me." You are one of our lucky contestants this fine evening.
Today we have a special treat for our viewers and our lucky contestant. We will be making his pixels disappear before his very eyes! Let's get started:
Let us start off with the bank.
That's a fairly shitty bank you got there, but for the purpose of entertaining our viewers and contestant, we will make it vanish into thin air!
Aaaaaaaabracadabra!
Not too entertained? Not to worry! We have a couple more acts in store for you!
For the second act, we will make your stats disappear!
*Waves magic wand*
Reseterino skillerinos!
For our final act, we will make the cute blue dollar sign by your name disappear!
Thanks for being a great contestant in our game show. You are now officially penetrated. As a prize, we would like to suspend you permanently from Grinderscape! Congratulations!