Quotes

l0llyp0pst3r · Jan 8, 2015

If u fail to plan, you plan to fail

Mandingo · Jan 8, 2015

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." -Old Klingon Proverb

PokeMMO · Jan 9, 2015

"I couldn't help but notice when we made eye contact... I really like your shoes, try laughter, laughter is a good thing. Screw this, this is lame. Hey! I saw you checking out my goods! You want a sample? A little try-before-you-buy, eh? Come here, bitch, stand and deliver!"
-Carl (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Lmao

jed1 · Jan 9, 2015

Xier0 said:
"There are no men like me, only me" - Game of Thrones

"Hard truths cut both ways" - Stannis Baratheon, Warden of the Stormlands and Lord of Dragonstone, THE ONE TRUE KING, All Hail His Grace!

Bac0n · Jan 9, 2015

Xier0 said:
"A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in"

Josh0is0here said:
It was once said that love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to. Unknown

<3^ +1+1+1 :love: :love:

Mandingo said:
"Revenge is a dish best served cold." -Old Klingon Proverb

I guess it's a dessert because it's so damn sweet too.

Lean said:
The one who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. Those who walk alone are likely to find themselves in places no one has ever been before.

ER at a hospital if they go into the wrong neighbourhood lol.

Xier0 · Jan 14, 2015

There's a certain kind of person who finds it inappropriate to talk about your achievements in public. That kind of person is better known as a "jealous little bitch".

-Govind's sig

PokeMMO · Jan 14, 2015

Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.
-Master Shake

Hamouze · Jan 14, 2015

Tie up your camel, then put your faith in God.
-Old arabic proverb

PokeMMO · Jan 14, 2015

This won't make sense if you've never watched TFS abridged but..

Super Lame Guru: Come here, little boy. I see an unlocked power in you. I am going to reach deep inside of you and pull it out.

Gohan: I . . . need an adult?

Guru: I AM AN ADUUUUUUUUULT!

n4n0 · Jan 14, 2015

An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.

Robert A. Heinlein

Wonderland · Jan 14, 2015

If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

AcesandEights · Jan 14, 2015

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

'Nothing is true, everything is permitted.'

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

I don't know why but I love this quote from Batman:

"Batman: You want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done, I would have saved you.
The Joker: [laughs, coughs] Actually that is pretty funny."

"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!"