Listen to me kid. This is my life
Every day I wake up in a fucking roomful of pussy and have to climb my way out just to get to practice. By the time I get to practice I'm so tired I tell coach I'm done for the day and drink a cold one on the sidelines. Bitches come to our PRACTICES. I GET BLOWN AFTER EVERY PRACTICE. When was the last time something touched your dick? I fuck hot sorority girls on the reg.
Oh by the way, when I'm not fucking bitches I have 2 bomb ass boys who I like to kick it with. We're the freshman connection. We're eskimo brothers in 4 fucking states and we all fucked your mom. Twice.
After practice with hot soririty hoes and my bros, we get something to eat. WHICH IS FREE. BECAUSE LOOK AT US. WE RUN OUR CAMPUS. After we eat I go to class and make my nerd do my homework, after class my nerd tells me wtf just happened and then I take his money. He pays me to be my nerd. I pass every class with A's. At night I fuck more sorority sluts and make kids like you do my laundry and take out my trash.
You're a worthless shit.