Hello

Why is your nickname tic tac?

 

Because I'm so fresh.

 

OP do you like your cocks long and thinner or fat and shorter?

 

Well a woman's vagina is only so long, but luckily I have the best of both options there - long and thick. I'm not trying to brag, but you asked.

 

The above question didn't ask about your e-penis, above statements of "tic-tac" already tell me you can't see your dick and I'm not for sure it's because it's super small, but based on your avatar I'm assuming your moobs block the view.

I was simply asking if your a chicken breast fan (fat & short) or a thigh man (long and skinny). You should honestly just turn yourself in as a vader. You're pretty bad at this and it's not even really entertaining.

 

Oh if I were to eat chicken, I would eat the drumsticks because they are easy to eat.

 

I didn't ask what piece you would eat you stupid fuck. I asked how you like your chickens.

Some vaders have 0 (zero, A.K.A none) intelligence.

 

I don't think I like where this is going. Did whoever I supposedly was in a past life hurt you?

 

By past life you mean last account, No but your banned for a reason and I'd like to keep it that way. Go find something to do besides taking pixels and blocking my spam forum.

Hard for a dude to lurk these parts with your gay ass thread around.

 

guys stop being rude. is this how we welcome guests ?-.-

hi op, welcome to sythe! if u have any questions do not message me, message laptop65. have a great day sir! don't let these fags troll u -.-

 

there we go.

 

Hello. What position do you prefer when getting your soul fucked?

 

Oh glad to hear your welcome I will most certainly do that! Glad you were able to redirect me to the right direction.

This seems a bit raunchy at first, but I like it.

 

Oh I wanna answer that one! Definitely missionary, I like to see who is buttfucking me.

 

How does one buttfuck whilst in missionary position?

Reminds me, I forgot to answer the question. I like to be on either side of the jackhammer position. There's nothing wrong with a little bit of pegging if you're comfortable with it.

 

No idea, all I know is the devil himself was able to.

 

LOL....Oh good, I too enjoy resting a bowl of warm leftover Chinese food in my crotch whilst I eat.

 

What in the... am I missing something here?

Yeah seriously, am I missing something here or what the FUARK is going on here???

All I know is that I laughed at what just happened due to the absurdity.

 

hey m8 )

 

m8killer plz