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[BGlave]

Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

 

[Hermione Granger]

2 flaws.

*looks in toilet, looks around. Not an animal in sight*

*im calling the cops. Your response was no worries im breaking up with u anyway*


1. Animals dont poop in toilets
2. You breaking up with her while physically assaulting her while shes taking a dump wont stop her from calling the cops are getting ur ass locked up.


Tbh i thik your masculinity was at risk in this situation. You could never pull out a deuse that large and aggressive. She could have just takin it up the bum a few times. I hear that helps the flow. Also makss it easier for big long chunks to come out whole. Or u could be a pussy whiped bitch who was offended that a bitch could round up a bigger hog then u.


Check ur ego m8