everything was fine and dandy tulips and rainbows love and happiness cars and boobies booze and cookies snoozes and bookies until plzn8 and the newfag army showed up at our door looking for a free handout. i told them not to let them in but the goodwill of the doorman couldn't bare to see a soul in pain so he lent a helping hand. little did he know it was all a trojan horse cu' da ta <- not gnna google how to spell dat shit. once the newfag coilition was put in place led by general Nate Mcscrotumrot, the world as we know it changed. what was good times, happy thoughts, dazed and confused, turned into fox news, bp oil, cthulluluu, and britney spears. we tried to fight back, but we weren't prepared for just how naive and gay these newcomers were, we fought hard, but these brain dead gutter sluts couldn't take a hint, many of us packed up our bags and left for greener pastures... but a few of us remain in the shadows.. watching...waiting....for our time to strike... some call us heros, some call us rebels.... some call us... the batmen... no.. we are none of that.. we are legion.