You think your all big n bop
But your lyrics are slop
You think your lyrics are sick and crazy
But really your just fat and lazy
Learn to make beats like me
Then come back n i'll see
Count this as your first loss
Versus the real boss.
You don't know the difference between your and you're
You obviously didn't go to school and you're probably poor
Your lyrics are immensely whack
I fucked your mum and opened her ass crack
You've probably got long hair and that shit is hippyish
I'll beat you to death with a stick of liquorice
It probably took you some time to realise that says lick-or-ish
You need some brain power, omega 3 helps and that shit's in fish
My rhymes are getting shit but I don't really care
I pulled out my penis and used it to knock out a bear
Syed has 9 wives
He also has 9 lives
He's just like a cat
Puny and small, I can't think of a good rhyme so this or that
That didn't make any sense
Because I dropped 50 pence
On a fence
Surrounded by tents
BBRRRAAAAAAPPP!!!