Have you ever like, purchased an umbrella from an umbrella store on a rainy day, and like... the rain stopped, so you kind of got pissed off. And then your boyfriend Jamal broke up with you, so you're like "shit, how will I ever fit anything other than a horse penis inside my vagina now." When all hope seems lost, sometime 1-2 years later, you realize you still have that umbrella you bought, and you decide to have a little fun. Then you proceed to getting at least half the umbrella down your pussy and hit the button that opens it up as it stretches at least 10cm. Then the metal support for the umbrella breaks, and you have to go to the hospital and explain to them what happened. Have you ever done that?
