I don't get it

[MohtasaUnique]

My neighborhood was never wealthy enough for anything above heroine, and apparently tests have shown 45% of the blacktar heroine made in my area is actually human shit. Of course, now that I'm off at Central, there's probably more high end stuff like cocaine, but meh. I'm not one for hard drug scenes. Those chicks are more likely to be diseased too

 

[Wrote_Murder]

My neighborhood was never wealthy enough for anything above heroine, and apparently tests have shown 45% of the blacktar heroine made in my area is actually human shit. Of course, now that I'm off at Central, there's probably more high end stuff like cocaine, but meh. I'm not one for hard drug scenes. Those chicks are more likely to be diseased too

I have never ran into a diseased girl.

But EVERYONE does cocaine here....

Everyone.

Then again... are these warts on my dick normal...


awwwwww shittttt.

 

[Sypherz]

Confidence is the best place to start I guess, alcohol is the second best place. I've practiced all sorts of amateur bartending tricks, and I can mix any drink under the sun, and my roommate is over age so I can supply any house party at college, that gets you real snugly with those freshmen ladies who are ALL D.T.F.


My favorite pickup line, one that seems to be really good at breaking the ice with a spectrum of ladies from shy and sheltered firsttime partiers to crazy party animals, is "I'll probably try to kiss you at some point tonight, so sorry in advance"

I will likely do all of that at some point in the next year. thank you, sir.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Contrary to the subject of this thread, I've seen your dick and it was baby smooth, so I don't believe you!

 

[Laptop65]

Contrary to the subject of this thread, I've seen your dick and it was baby smooth, so I don't believe you!

vrgy where is the ex-mod UI -.-

OT: How big is he?

 

[Wrote_Murder]

Tbh, I've honestly found being very very blunt works.

Not rudely, just blunt.

For instance, if I'm talking to a girl, I'll simply say. "I find you very attractive, and am interested in you".

If they continue to conversate, you're in.

If they don't, it wouldn't have been worth the trouble.

Also, it helps to have a decently sized penis. My dick is 8 1/2 on a good day. If you have anything below 6 when fully erect, you will run into some issues. Anything below 5, and you will really find some issues.

I'm speaking from experience I've had when talking to male friends of mine, and also some reading I have done.

perfect dick sized range, 6 1/2-9. Anything bigger, annoying, anything smaller, well, harder to work with.

Be blunt, honest, smart, and witty. I have found girls don't appreciate anything as much as intelligence, even if you're ugly, intelligence can make up for 40% of you fugly face. Now if you're fat.. And I mean, FAT, like.. if you stand up and cant see your wiener without sucking in, lose some weight, then try again.

 

[Annex]

Go out and participate in activities, while doing so keep your chin up (literally) some, but not too much or else you look arrogant. Keep your posture perfect, walk like you have purpose or somewhere to be. While sitting back straight, while in a group appear to be participating, lean in on the conversation WHILE maintaining good posture, smile and laugh. When a girl walks by or passes by and they are cute turn a little and smile directly at them show teeth if you brush them and they look white.

All those are subtle signs of confidence, they will get a spark of attraction that will make women want to talk to you regardless of the group setting, body type ect. From there you have to figure it out on your own.

Confidence is like money, the more you have the more you get as long as you don't become arrogant no amount of confidence is too much, just remember that if you can't really pull off a bad boy image then being arrogant won't work, but that all depends on who you are. Confidence is also like money in that your ex-gf/wife will take most of it away from you, so just remember to get back on the horse.

 

[Annex]

My neighborhood was never wealthy enough for anything above heroine, and apparently tests have shown 45% of the blacktar heroine made in my area is actually human shit. Of course, now that I'm off at Central, there's probably more high end stuff like cocaine, but meh. I'm not one for hard drug scenes. Those chicks are more likely to be diseased too

Ehhh not coke heads, too much money and you usually foily coke or snort it. If you are trying to pick up heroin junkies then yeah you will probably find something.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Makes sense, I have little to no experience with that sort of stuff so I really don't know lolol

 

[Wrote_Murder]

I don't know many who foily coke.

Anyhow, big dicks win girls.

 

[mage3158]

Yah just bring it up in conversation:

"Yo baby, I have a big cock"

 

[MMA]

Mfc, don't act like you don't know.

 

[Annex]

I don't know many who foily coke.

Anyhow, big dicks win girls.

It tastes fucking amazing cause you are freebasing it in the foil, but you don't get all the shitty impurities you do with crack, also it hits a lot faster than railing it.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

I still don't get it.

 

[Annex]

It's cause you haven't done it, cocaine is an amazing high. The problem with it is that its so short lived that its almost criminal. Before becoming infamous bath salts/MDPV were equally if not more amazing while being far more lengthy for a lot less expensive than you could get cocaine for.

As long as you aren't chain smoking or pounding energy drinks cocaine isn't very terrible for you as a one off thing.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

oh, i was talking about the OP topic, not your crack-head druggy topic c:

 

[Noam]

I've found at least three chicks who are perfectly content with being booty calls

that's why

 

[Konner for 2012]

>I haven't had a girlfriend since I left for college
>I still get ass

In reality, this doesn't sound like a positive to me. It sounds like you're trying some sort of low-key brag tactic.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

>I haven't had a girlfriend since I left for college
>I still get ass

In reality, this doesn't sound like a positive to me. It sounds like you're trying some sort of low-key brag tactic.

loool have you been to college?

 

[Konner for 2012]

loool have you been to college?

I don't go to a traditional college. But I frequent the state university's campus as much as any normal student would to see high school friends and the college 'town' even more than that. We probably have conflicting beliefs- I don't see how you could use somebody strictly for pleasure in the same way you can't watch strangers having sex.