I don't get it

[MohtasaUnique]

I watched porn for the third time in my life tonight, it literally doesn't turn me on in the slightest. Am I doing it wrong? I don't get why guys waste their time tugging on their dick themselves when there are plenty of hoes out there... You don't even need a girlfriend, I've been at college for three months now and I've found at least three chicks who are perfectly content with being booty calls, so even though I haven't had a girlfriend since I left for college, I still get ass. Please, stop being nasty ass voyeurs and quit watching strangers fuck, it's nasty.

Love,
Moh

 

[Laptop65]

Maybe you're watching the wrong porn...

 

[the_dealer]

porn is bad

 

[MohtasaUnique]

porn is bad

I agree, it's the worst acting ever + strangers fucking around + a man's dick, invariably = stupid and bad.

 

[wtf awesome]

clearly you are watching too much gay porn.

 

[Syed]

lol just watch lesbian porn m8

gets the juices flowing

at least that's what my gramps used to say when he first showed me how to masturbate

 

[MohtasaUnique]

I would direct your wayward attention to the part where I said "third time watching porn in my life", but three times WOULD be three times too many for watching gay porn.

I assure you though, it's all straight, and it's been a disturbing experience each time

 

[Virus]

Maybe its just because some of us are not quite old enough to make love

 

[Laptop65]

Furry porn

:3

 

[MohtasaUnique]

How is anyone old enough for porn, and not old enough for sex? When I started craving a woman's touch, I went out and found a lady who was likewise ready

 

[Wrote_Murder]

Maybe its just because some of us are not quite old enough to make love

Are you a fucking faggot?


Also, I have my wife on call 24/7... but I still find porn enjoyable.

Sometimes a quick tug is better than sex, imho.

 

[Add My Msn]

lesbians is where it's at bro.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

I dislike gay sexuality, what makes lesbians any better? Though I admit I've never given lesbians a chance


@murder, masturbation is all fine and dandy, I've jacked off many times when I've been out of options, but the thought of being a voyeur and watching strangers fuck around makes me limp as a noodle. I get by by thinking of ladies I've known and seen naked in person

 

[Virus]

Are you a fucking faggot?


Also, I have my wife on call 24/7... but I still find porn enjoyable.

Sometimes a quick tug is better than sex, imho.

I'm getting really sick of you being hostile and obnoxious to me. It's really starting to get on my nerves. Please harass someone else, not me.

OT: Good point MohtasaUnique

 

[Laptop65]

I dislike gay sexuality, what makes lesbians any better? Though I admit I've never given lesbians a chance


@murder, masturbation is all fine and dandy, I've jacked off many times when I've been out of options, but the thought of being a voyeur and watching strangers fuck around makes me limp as a noodle. I get by by thinking of ladies I've known and seen naked in person

I dislike gay sexuality, what makes lesbians any better? Though I admit I've never given lesbians a chance

I dislike gay sexuality, what makes lesbians any better?

I dislike gay sexuality,

The fuck dude

 

[Sypherz]

Not all of us are really fucking attractive Tony.
Well I'm a cutie but everyone thinks I'm gay.

Not all of us are really fucking attractive and don't come off as gay Tony.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Syphrez, you're one hotass motherfucker, you could get any lady you'd like imo

 

[Sypherz]

Teach me your secrets Tony!

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Confidence is the best place to start I guess, alcohol is the second best place. I've practiced all sorts of amateur bartending tricks, and I can mix any drink under the sun, and my roommate is over age so I can supply any house party at college, that gets you real snugly with those freshmen ladies who are ALL D.T.F.


My favorite pickup line, one that seems to be really good at breaking the ice with a spectrum of ladies from shy and sheltered firsttime partiers to crazy party animals, is "I'll probably try to kiss you at some point tonight, so sorry in advance"

 

[Wrote_Murder]

One rule I've learned...

Go where the cocaine is.

You don't have to do it, just go where it is. And you will get laid.

Or you can go where the cocaine is, do it, and have even more fun.