- Joined
- Jan 21, 2007
- Sythe Gold
- 1,234
- Messages
- 14,211
Matthew rarely gets the attention he deserves so I thought I'd dedicate my 10,000th post to him. Nearly all of what Matthew does is never seen by the public and a great deal is never seen by the staff either. If you want to talk about a behind the scenes guy, it's Matthew. He does a ton of work but most of it simply remains in the shadows unseen by anyone but him.
Not only does he run the donations system, he built it. The face donation center doesn't change very often but the back end has had some serious changes over the years that no one can even notice. Want some good humor? Find the donation system's control panel and you'll be hit with some. Want some more? Click this. Want even more? Well I can't really publicly give more, which is sad.
While I can't tell you what else Matthew does behind the scenes, I can say its pretty fucking awesome. Let's go on a little thought experiment for a second. If Matthew does some pretty awesome shit to the donation center that everyone can see, what do you think he does to stuff that no one can see? If I were you I'd guess some pretty cool shit. Heck, I'll never know half the cool shit he's done and I still know its all da shit. So now we've got the not only running donations, but the system donations run on, epic humor, a bunch more stuff you'll never know about and we're only on his programming! That's just one bag on his belt.
So lets talk about general staff'in. Got some issue? Matthew's very willing to talk about it and help with it. Have an idea? Again: very willing to listen and consider it. Got an idea for donation perks? Seriously, throw up a thread about it because he really does want to get input for new ones. Oh and if you've got a question about something, he'll answer that bitch for ya. Oh, and if you think of a new fun rank he's very willing to consider it if you ask! Now this whole paragraph really has been about staff interactions with him but does that make it less epic? Naw dude.
Now for all of this sneaking around he still doesn't afraid of coming out into the light! He's on IRC now and then and chit chats with anyone. He'll jump into the suggestions forum and discuss some improvements people want. He does this even with all the e-whores running about trying to get a piece of him and you know why I'm saying that this is totally epic? He's a nice guy and wouldn't think of banning everyone who posted on a spam forum thread (see http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=907284 for a great amount of lulz). He's just too nice for that. He just puts up with all the annoying people (like me) and never complains about it.
Oh and did I mention he is a busy guy? Time runs short when you've got to balance the real world and the shadowy world he lives in on here. So to all the haters that have run a muck over the years hat'in on Matthew: Fuck you. You've got nothing on him. So now I think it's time for the most epic (or least epic) ending (slash pun) ever:
Because he's the hero that Sythe deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight...
Boom: 10,000 posts.
Not only does he run the donations system, he built it. The face donation center doesn't change very often but the back end has had some serious changes over the years that no one can even notice. Want some good humor? Find the donation system's control panel and you'll be hit with some. Want some more? Click this. Want even more? Well I can't really publicly give more, which is sad.
While I can't tell you what else Matthew does behind the scenes, I can say its pretty fucking awesome. Let's go on a little thought experiment for a second. If Matthew does some pretty awesome shit to the donation center that everyone can see, what do you think he does to stuff that no one can see? If I were you I'd guess some pretty cool shit. Heck, I'll never know half the cool shit he's done and I still know its all da shit. So now we've got the not only running donations, but the system donations run on, epic humor, a bunch more stuff you'll never know about and we're only on his programming! That's just one bag on his belt.
So lets talk about general staff'in. Got some issue? Matthew's very willing to talk about it and help with it. Have an idea? Again: very willing to listen and consider it. Got an idea for donation perks? Seriously, throw up a thread about it because he really does want to get input for new ones. Oh and if you've got a question about something, he'll answer that bitch for ya. Oh, and if you think of a new fun rank he's very willing to consider it if you ask! Now this whole paragraph really has been about staff interactions with him but does that make it less epic? Naw dude.
Now for all of this sneaking around he still doesn't afraid of coming out into the light! He's on IRC now and then and chit chats with anyone. He'll jump into the suggestions forum and discuss some improvements people want. He does this even with all the e-whores running about trying to get a piece of him and you know why I'm saying that this is totally epic? He's a nice guy and wouldn't think of banning everyone who posted on a spam forum thread (see http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=907284 for a great amount of lulz). He's just too nice for that. He just puts up with all the annoying people (like me) and never complains about it.
Oh and did I mention he is a busy guy? Time runs short when you've got to balance the real world and the shadowy world he lives in on here. So to all the haters that have run a muck over the years hat'in on Matthew: Fuck you. You've got nothing on him. So now I think it's time for the most epic (or least epic) ending (slash pun) ever:
Because he's the hero that Sythe deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight...
Boom: 10,000 posts.















































































