I would buy it all. But let me reword your thread.
YOU WILL go first, as you have, oh I don't know, 0 vouches? Maybe 1, whilst I have over $550 traded.
YOU WILL help pay a middleman fee if applicable, because you're being reported as a scammer.
YOU WILL go first if we do increments (see first line)
Don't agree to that? Tough shit, cause your really gonna have a hard time selling, considering your an alleged scammer.