Just a quick question...

[Gas Guy]

Ok, so my mom has been nagging me to get a better job for some weeks now. I work at a Fish Hatchery and love it there, only downside is that there isn't any benefits which mom is bitching at me for. The only problem is that I used to smoke a lot. Last time I smoked was about 2-3 weeks ago, and before that it was around 1-2 weeks. But while looking for jobs I smoked everyday. Do you think if I go ahead and apply for this other job that drug tests that I could pass without using a flush kit? I'm pretty sure I would pass but I'm just trying to boost my confidence.

 

[That Kid]

Ok, so my mom has been nagging me to get a better job for some weeks now. I work at a Fish Hatchery and love it there, only downside is that there isn't any benefits which mom is bitching at me for. The only problem is that I used to smoke a lot. Last time I smoked was about 2-3 weeks ago, and before that it was around 1-2 weeks. But while looking for jobs I smoked everyday. Do you think if I go ahead and apply for this other job that drug tests that I could pass without using a flush kit? I'm pretty sure I would pass but I'm just trying to boost my confidence.

When did you smoke last/how many days in a row had you smoked/how much did you smoke.

All contributors to the level of THC in your system and how long the period is that it will stay in your system.

 

[Gas Guy]

When did you smoke last/how many days in a row had you smoked/how much did you smoke.

All contributors to the level of THC in your system and how long the period is that it will stay in your system.

I smoked 1 bowl about 3 weeks ago, about 2 weeks before that I smoked about a bowl or two a day.

 

[That Kid]

I smoked 1 bowl about 3 weeks ago, about 2 weeks before that I smoked about a bowl or two a day.

From personal experience, you will pass easily.

That being said, everybodies different.

 

[thatguy1234]

you should be fine. Its been 3 weeks, but just to be sure drink plenty of water the night before

 

[Noam]

I'd say wait till the end of the month before you go on a job. In general it's more convenient for everybody anyways if you apply at the beginning of a new month

 

[Aimless]

Why do people never just do the obvious? Use your moms piss if she's okay with it, all you do is take someone elses piss and put it in a condom, tie it, strap to your leg. If it's going to take a while to get to the place you can warm it up with a hand warmer (around 100F) and go inside, go into the bathroom with cup, dump the piss in the cup.

Make sure it's enough, but that's about it.. They can't differentiate between male or female piss, and if she doesn't do any narcotics you'll be fine.. I've successfully passed 5 drug tests like this at different labs.

You can buy the hand warmer at walmart and if you don't want to use a condom (which is easiest) then buy a jar that's about the same size to use, they also sometimes come with a handy temp meter, which will make it even more failsafe.

Just warm it up before going inside, they can't legally search you or go into the bathroom with you, so there's nothing to worry about.

 

[That Kid]

you should be fine. Its been 3 weeks, but just to be sure drink plenty of water the night before

Drinking lots of water won't do shit.

 

[Gas Guy]

Why do people never just do the obvious? Use your moms piss if she's okay with it, all you do is take someone elses piss and put it in a condom, tie it, strap to your leg. If it's going to take a while to get to the place you can warm it up with a hand warmer (around 100F) and go inside, go into the bathroom with cup, dump the piss in the cup.

Make sure it's enough, but that's about it.. They can't differentiate between male or female piss, and if she doesn't do any narcotics you'll be fine.. I've successfully passed 5 drug tests like this at different labs.

You can buy the hand warmer at walmart and if you don't want to use a condom (which is easiest) then buy a jar that's about the same size to use, they also sometimes come with a handy temp meter, which will make it even more failsafe.

Just warm it up before going inside, they can't legally search you or go into the bathroom with you, so there's nothing to worry about.

Because my parents hold me to the highest level of doing shit right, and by doing shit right I mean... not smoking which they don't know I do, staying out of trouble which they don't know I got into some, and staying away from other hardcore drugs which I have.

 

[Aimless]

Because my parents hold me to the highest level of doing shit right, and by doing shit right I mean... not smoking which they don't know I do, staying out of trouble which they don't know I got into some, and staying away from other hardcore drugs which I have.

Here, I'll lay it out simple. Since it's been under 4 weeks you won't pass, but you have a few different methods you can try.

Method 1(best for you prob.): 4 hours before the test start flushing, I prefer gatorade myself, but whatever fluid you want is good (water or green tea). Consume roughly 64 fl oz the first hour then 8oz every 30 mins after that. When you urinate, replace all voided fluids. Do this all the way to test time, when you take the test, use mid-stream piss for the sample. You'll need to start taking a CREATINE powder PREFERABLY 50+ hours BEFORE you'll be having your tests done since it takes that long to break the creatine down into what's tested. When you dilute your piss it dilutes the creatine levels which are tested too, and if it's too low you'll have to take the test again(another day). This should not be a problem if you're taking the creatine as per the directions for consumption, use it as a meal supplement and take multiple times through the day(s).

When it's finally the day to go, you need to take a B/B2 complex vitamin supplement 60 MINS before, then a SECOND 30 MINS before the testing. This provides the color of the piss/urine which is the major key in passing once you have the creatine down and you're diluting your urine.

Method 2: Frozen Piss, or 'Ureasample'
Follow original instructions and use this if you can't use your moms or a friends.. Same instructions as quickfix essentially.

Method 3: QuickFix Synthetic Piss
Heat in the microwave or with a warmer to like 110 degrees, strap to thigh and drive to the test (I drove 20mins). You mite have to wait 10-20 minutes, then they'll do the panel tests which is another 10 minutes then they send you back to the bathroom.. You can store it in your pockets instead of putting on your legs. It was 96 degrees on the cup after I left the bathroom the one time I tried this and passed.

statistic:
"About 0.03 percent of drug tests have been identified as being substituted."


Method 4: previously told you, substituting piss. Same method for synthetic.


Of course there are other methods like niocin, detoxifications ( a lot of them are tested ) diuretics ( a lot of them are tested for too ) lecithin, etc. But I recommend the above over those.

 

[GuitarHeroXXII]

Ok, so my mom has been nagging me to get a better job for some weeks now. I work at a Fish Hatchery and love it there, only downside is that there isn't any benefits which mom is bitching at me for. The only problem is that I used to smoke a lot. Last time I smoked was about 2-3 weeks ago, and before that it was around 1-2 weeks. But while looking for jobs I smoked everyday. Do you think if I go ahead and apply for this other job that drug tests that I could pass without using a flush kit? I'm pretty sure I would pass but I'm just trying to boost my confidence.

I know a lot of more well paying jobs like factories etc. are doing hair tests now which would mean you're fucked for a little while But if its minimum wage or something you're probably ok I'd still drink a lot of water a few days just to be on the safe side but thats just me.

 

[thatguy1234]

Drinking lots of water won't do shit.

lol whatever you say