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Post: "White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars"
Forum: General/Off Topic
Assigned Moderators: FishFishy, malakadang

Posted by: Snatchmasta
Original Content:

I just read this article! It must be a coverup. I can't believe the CIA has the ability to teleport people.....It explains a lot though. Thoughts?!

An excerpt:
"White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars"

You can scoff at the idea of Obama on Mars. But it explains a lot. Obviously the birth-certificate controversy is a side effect of Obama forgetting to sufficiently establish his fake identity as he learned to manipulate time and space. (Dugan has a demonstrated record of supporting space travel; the “jump room” must be broken.) And who else but a man accustomed to keeping the country’s most explosive secret would be comfortable waging so many undeclared wars? Ignore Basiago and Stillings at your own peril. If Obama’s reelected, the U.S. is finally colonizing Mars.

 

[malakadang]

Been closed, thanks.