Masterchief

Issues surrounding masterchief can never be over analysed. Underestimate masterchief at your peril. Though masterchief is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is estimated that that masterchief is thought about eight times every day by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on masterchief and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. A child’s approach to masterchief irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Recent thought on masterchief has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, masterchief fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, as is standard in this case.



Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Clearly the average wage will continue to follow masterchief for the foreseeable future. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing the two sides of masterchief.

Take a moment to consider the words of the uncompromising Bartholomew Bootlegger 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] He was first introduced to masterchief by his mother. History tells us that masterchief will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for masterchief?
Conclusion

To conclude, masterchief is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It sings a new song, provides financial security and is a joy to behold.

 

tl;dr

I bet you worship Masterchief.

 

yep read the essay it will convince you why you should worship him

 

tl;didread.

Agreed.

 

Here's a breakdown of what he basically is:
- He lives the gangster life
- He makes $20k+ a month
- He goes to school
- He works out and he's really ripped
- He's 15
- He spends most of his time in the Spam Forum
- He is a spelling bee champion

The way he juggles everything. Damn.

 

i would love to live his live no joke.

 

I don't usually herp, but when I herp, I derp.

 

mistercheef i missed u

 

this specie is quite rare

 

So what I'm taking from this post is you should go suck a dick?

 

hell yea mane i might reconsida the name change

stop ridin ma dick happy appy

thanks fo da suppote

pretty much mane, but im not da speeln b champ aINT gonnA lie

i can guide gyou, my classes cost a lil doe

i member you beiber lets 1vs1 in halo add my gametag

one of a kind broski

what your taking is dick in ass, you pride yo self in being "smart" but erybody can see yo transparent tru self, a failure

 

You have a shitty attitude.

 

Future president right here guys.

 

Wow---

 

Bump.

 

Made a little chart of my own.



As you can see, this masterbeef nonsense isn't important. Therefore, I give you a cat in a chair.

 

okay. listen here perty boi floyd, idc bout your beef with me... if you didnt think about me then u wouldnt have made dat chart bout me... argo an visa-v you as an individual have suffered my wrath ( cant handle thaqt im better than you) aka cant handle my swag

 

mastercheef for prez 2012.

 

to long. can't read. no computer. or cupcakes.

 

I wasn't riding it. I attempted to, it was way to small. I barely even saw it. Good thing I had a microscope with me.