I need help

[Adrian Ochoa]

Is there any way of turning my penis black?

 

[Sypherz]

Lots of chocolate powder glue.

 

[Richh]

frostbite

 

[SwiftFoxR]

Electrical tape

 

[Sypherz]

Shoeshine

 

[Adrian Ochoa]

You faggots watch too much Handy man shit

 

[Bwk]

dry some crayons

 

[Sypherz]

Paint is a last resort

 

[doofman]

Wrap Penis in tin foil stick end in light socket.

 

[Life of Sin]

Have sex with my ex.

 

[Corey]

Don't wash it for a year, it'll happen naturally.

 

[Jeff]

You faggots watch too much Handy man shit

It's called DIY stuff.

And a simple solution to your problem would be black spray paint.