• Log in or sign up for an account here: https://www.sythe.org/login

Another one bites the dust.

Jeff

Formerly known as Jeff.
Joined
Apr 16, 2011
Sythe Gold
3,205
Messages
11,444
Location
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MushyMuncher
Two Factor Authentication User
Christmas 2014
Christmas 2015
Easter 2016
Extreme Homosex
Homosex
Lawrence
Pizza Muncher
Sythe's 10th Anniversary
SytheSteamer
Jokes on me. :D

FOUR brothers left home for uni, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mum."
The second said, "I had a $100,000 theatre built in the house."
The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mum loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for 20 years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays, their mum sent out her
thank you notes. She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."
"Michael, you gave me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound, it can hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."
 
Facebook Promoter
Sythe RSPS Player
St. Patrick's Day 2013
Heidy
Easter 2013
Oktoberfest 2013
Halloween 2013
PHP Shit Show 2k26
St. Patrick's Day 2014
Sythe's 10th Anniversary
Tier 1 Prizebox
Tortoise Penis
De de dup dup dup
Tededede de du dep
 
Just wanted to say, Your a signature legend.
 
Runescape Gamblingrunescape gambling
Back
Top