Wtf?

[Thug_Life]

Clashfan permanently forumbanned me from a personal support forum because I made a thread and he believed it was a troll when in reality it wasn't....? He never even questioned me about it, he just banned me...

The thread is linked here: http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=1196062

 

[Clashfan]

Here's all your posts in that thread, for other staff to review.

>.>Long story short...I broke up with a girl about a month ago and her way of breaking up with me was that she got me in bed and she blew me and bit my dick with all her power and now that my new girlfriend wants to get active....I get uncomfortable when she wants to give me a blowjob...Was wondering if there's a way to cure my uncomfortableness?

I already told her why I feel uncomfortable but, she thinks I'm overreacting, >.>.

I normally tend to not let anyone play with my balls since they're fragile. Also...one little hit or a messup just causes gas in my stomach and....I have to keep farting to let it all out.

I already did, she thinks I'm overreacting. That's why I was wondering if there's a way to avoid feeling uncomfortable.

Well...I thought it was normal with all men?

If you get hit in your balls doesn't gas start to accumulate in your stomach and you end up farting continuously to release it out?

WTF? You don't feel gas accumulate in your stomach when you get hit in the balls? Than what do you feel?

I must be a superhuman than...

Yeah, I can fart someone to death. Epicness, lol'd.

Anyone else know how to resolve this issue?

Srs bzns is srs.

I don't troll about penis issues.

And in order to get a blowjob...you need a penis...which is a penis issue.

I know that in the long run I'll get more comfortable and this issue will go away but, until then...I get worried that what if she does something wrong and hurts me in the same spot unintentionally...

Well...you never know. And she might do it unintentionally too...:'(.

Yeah, that solves everything. Not sure why I didn't think of that at first....

/end sarcasm

Lolwut?

I let her blow me a few days earlier and even though she didn't...I had to stop her half way...

LMFAO, good one, rofl.

But, my problem is...I want a cure to this problem because I don't want to stop being sexually active just for something an ex-GF did, =/.

....Blowjobs feel good....before I got bit...I just want to find a way to get my uncomfortableness from receiving blowjobs to be cured so I can enjoy them like previously...

Not avoid it..

Talking is the first thing everyone says and it doesn't help in this case, >.>

I think I'm going to need to amputate my dick

Lol...maturbate...lol...

Not quite sure how'd that help.

IKR? I might buy a tuggie.

IKR? They keep it warm and safe. Better than a blowjob, IMO.

I tried doing it and had to stop half way through cause it didn't feel right

Aight, about how long do you think until this issue will resolve?



Yup.



Yeah, but, my point is that I don't want to stop....I want to continue being sexually active, I just want to find a way to...

WTF....?

If...

If I can get a blowjob from a girl...why would I resort to a machine doing it for me? Also, that won't solve the problem...

And I'm pretty sure you're talking about a Fleshlight.

 

[OldFinn]

Let me make this very clear: any further trolling/stupid threads from you will be promptly removed and you will be permanently banned. Stop acting like a moron.