You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if a tree falls on a women and no1 is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Stranger: Yes ?
You: better yet why was there a tree in the kitchen?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: -___-
Stranger: Fucker
You: lol
You: umad
Stranger: No im peachyyyy :D How are you !? :D
You: Well to tell you the gods honest truth right now i have a gigantic boner.
Stranger: Thats nice to know
You: Atleast I don't go around on the video chats showing it off.
Stranger: Well i respect you for that
You: That's good.
You: So do you spit or swallow
Stranger: Lol
You: It was a serious question sir.
Stranger: Sir ?
You: Well did you expect me to know your gender?
Stranger: No , i just assumed ud guess by the :D faces
You: That really makes no sense.
Stranger: How ? Not a lot of guys get on here and go :D
You: 8===D?
You: is my face okay with you?
Stranger: No
You: why?
You: It's just a smiley face
You: 8=D
You: 8 = eyes
You: D = mouth
You: 8=D
Stranger: Ohkayy then
You: im guesing your face looks more like @
You: ?
Stranger: My face is more like -___- right now
You: take a pic and prove ur face looks like its chineese.
You: then ill believe you
Stranger: But im not chinese . im just annoyed
You: prove it.
Stranger: I'm NOT Chinese !
Stranger: why does that face make u think im chinese ?
You: idk but still
You: pics or gtfo
Stranger: Byeeee :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
