Please Help!

[florol]

Okay, so I had anal sex with my neighbor's sister-in-law's babysitter last week, but we only used a dildo, so I'm afraid I'm going to have a latex baby. Has anyone had any experience with this?

Oh- and if I am pregnant, is it okay to stand next to someone who is eating a tuna sandwich? I've heard that you can get mercury poisoning that way, and that my baby will come out with three eyes. Is that true?

Also, I plan on leaving my baby unattended in a shut car on a 90 degree day with fifteen cigarettes burning in the ashtray. Does secondhand smoke really hurt a baby? And how about alcohol? I plan on continuing to drink a fifth of vodka everyday throughout my pregnancy, what can the harm really be?

 

[malakadang]

Fucked in the head.

 

[NzReborn]

Fucked in the head.

^^ Support

 

[Kabal]

I'm a virgin

I believe you

 

[florol]

I believe you

Actually I'm Cambodian, if you know what I mean.

 

[NzReborn]

Actually I'm Cambodian, if you know what I mean.

It's a holiday in cambodia?

 

[x339]

i hate this thread

 

[aus aaz]

Fucked in the head.

^^ Support

Couldn't have worded better myself.

 

[florol]

Thanks for the answers guys. I knew I could count on you.

 

[florol]

bump.

 

[ChaotiiiKid]

I fucking lol'd.

 

[Austintheman]

My mom once left me in a car with 20 cigs burning, look at me now!


just kidding. my mom never did that.

 

[EpicGoldShop]

This has a better plot line than transformers 3..

 

[Account_Bought]

I lol'd at this shit...

 

[florol]

Albert Fish.