Sillymonkey

[Gurtaton]

I'm going to be jealous of my daughter. She'll be half Asian, and not have to put up with all the features of being full Asian like me. The fucking bitch.

Low self esteem.

I'm full asian too. Do you see me hating on myself, you whore?

 

[Sillymonkey]

Low self esteem.

I'm full asian too. Do you see me hating on myself, you whore?

You can live with the pain, obviously. It is just harder for me to do the same.

 

[shawnwill1210]

When I get out of hospital, I'm going to fuck you in the ass.

yays!!!

I want the monkey
In the bed I like it funky
I think that she is very silly
Want the monkey to ride my willy

penis penis penis penis lulz



p.s. i was temporarily banned ^ not anymore can a mod please fix that?

 

[Sillymonkey]

penis penis penis penis lulz

p.s. i was temporarily banned ^ not anymore can a mod please fix that?

Don't advertise your hilarious looking penis here, and added to it trying to attract mods to this thread. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Gurtaton]

You can live with the pain, obviously. It is just harder for me to do the same.

There is no pain. You look down on your own race, even though they're fucking awesome.

yays!!!

I want the monkey
In the bed I like it funky
I think that she is very silly
Want the monkey to ride my willy

penis penis penis penis lulz



p.s. i was temporarily banned ^ not anymore can a mod please fix that?

please shoot yourself and go post in a section where you gain post count

 

[Sillymonkey]

There is no pain. You look down on your own race, even though they're fucking awesome.

I 'look down on my own race' because of the fact that:

I can't fucking sweat

I don't fucking have boobs

My nose/face in general is fucked up due to my genes/family traits

 

[Gurtaton]

I 'look down on my own race' because of the fact that:

I can't fucking sweat

I don't fucking have boobs

My nose/face in general is fucked up due to my genes/family traits

1) Why the fuck would you want that? I sweat excessively and I find that annoying. Be proud.
2) You care too much. All that matters is whether your husband really likes you or your tits.
3) Again, you care too much. Be glad you don't look like this:

 

[Sillymonkey]

1) Why the fuck would you want that? I sweat excessively and I find that annoying. Be proud.
2) You care too much. All that matters is whether your husband really likes you or your tits.
3) Again, you care too much. Be glad you don't look like this:

Sweating lowers your body temperature and stuff, and I get a lot of headaches which I strongly assume it is because I cannot sweat.

My husband says he loves my tits, but I don't believe him.

I care because in my eyes I am fucking horrible and it affects my self esteem in absolutely everything I do.

All the reasons above are extremely valid.

 

[Gurtaton]

Sweating lowers your body temperature and stuff, and I get a lot of headaches which I strongly assume it is because I cannot sweat.

My husband says he loves my tits, but I don't believe him.

I care because in my eyes I am fucking horrible and it affects my self esteem in absolutely everything I do.

All the reasons above are extremely valid.

Guess that bit's true, but trust me, you'd find it annoying to sweat as well.

That means your husby probably genuinely loves you. Get over your tit size and appreciate the fact that you have someone like that.

Fuck you and your low self esteem.

Just because you think so doesn't make it valid.

 

[Sillymonkey]

Just because you think so doesn't make it valid.

Listen asshole, my word is law.

I am not just above the law, I AM the law.

 

[Gurtaton]

Listen asshole, my word is law.

I am not just above the law, I AM the law.

Okay, shitface I'm gonna PM you my picture now and see what you think.

 

[Sillymonkey]

Okay, shitface I'm gonna PM you my picture now and see what you think.

You look too young to use that kind of language with me.

 

[Gurtaton]

The "Respect your elders" speech again. I never respected someone because of their age, I only respect them because of their actions. You, my little bunny, have failed to do so.

 

[Sillymonkey]

The "Respect your elders" speech again. I never respected someone because of their age, I only respect them because of their actions. You, my little bunny, have failed to do so.

I didn't mean it as in because you look younger than me so I demand respect.

People do not automatically get respect, it is earned.

I said you look too young to use that language because your year 5 teacher should be smacking those words out of your mouth

 

[Gurtaton]

I didn't mean it as in because you look younger than me so I demand respect.

People do not automatically get respect, it is earned.

I said you look too young to use that language because your year 5 teacher should be smacking those words out of your mouth

I'm 15, thank you very much. And I'll use it as much as I want.

 

[Sillymonkey]

I'm 15, thank you very much. And I'll use it as much as I want.

Tsh you're 15 and you want a piece of my ass? Sorry but even 1 year younger than me would seem weird

 

[Gurtaton]

Tsh you're 15 and you want a piece of my ass? Sorry but even 1 year younger than me would seem weird

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...ther-and-grandson-to-have-child-together.html

 

[Sillymonkey]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...ther-and-grandson-to-have-child-together.html

Yeah, when family members are reunited after a long absence in eachothers lives (when at least one was an infant/child when separation started), they tend to have sexual feelings/a sexual bond with eachother.

Completely different.

 

[Gurtaton]

Yeah, when family members are reunited after a long absence in eachothers lives (when at least one was an infant/child when separation started), they tend to have sexual feelings/a sexual bond with eachother.

Completely different.

The point is: they fucked.

 

[Sillymonkey]

The point is: they fucked.

That doesn't mean it is any less weird that you are 6 years younger than me lol.