How to kiss! (A guide by Okkk)

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How to kiss! (A guide by Okkk)
  1. Unread #1 - May 22, 2011 at 5:39 PM
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    How to kiss! (A guide by Okkk)

    So, I saw a guide a few moments ago that really was just shit. So, here's mine!


    Step1:

    Wet your lips. Don't be weird, and feverishly lick your lips like a dog trying to get peanut butter off it's nose. Just subtly wet them. If you don't want to do that, turn around or act like you're tying your shoe, then whip out the lip balm, and slather 'em up!


    Step 2:

    Look into your partners eyes. Make sure there is the connection and understanding that you are about to kiss. It would be really awkward and embarrassing to lean in, and the other person pulls away. Slowly lean in until your lips meet.

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    Step 3:

    As soon as your lips touch, you'll know if it will be a lasting kiss, or just a touch, then pull away thing. If it's that, be sure you slowly pull away. Don't yank away like you're shocked. If it's more lasting, than you'll want to kiss them softly again. Kiss them gently one-3 more times, than keep your lips pressed, and slowly open your partners lips with yours. Move your lips in sync with theirs until one of you decides to add in some tongue.

    Step 4:

    Both of your mouths are open, lips are touching, and...now what? Well, now we sprinkle in some tongue. If you're the leader, then gently trace their lips with your tongue. This is asking for permission. The body will automatically respond by doing it back, and this is acceptance. If you've gotten this far without either of you freaking out, than there's a connection! Anywho, gently slide your tongue around your opposite's mouth. They will MOST LIKELY do the same.

    Step 5:
    Well, eventually, you're going to have to breathe. Pull away slowly, but before completely leaving, close your mouth against theirs, and kiss their lips softly one last time. Pull away ever so gently, and look into their eyes. If all went well, the other person should be breathless, just like you! Let one thing lead to another, and who knows what might happen next. :}


    WARNING!

    Not everyone kisses the same. You will almost ALWAYS meet someone who is just a god awful kisser. If this happens, but you still REALLY like the person, just try to help them out a bit, but don't point it out.



    Well, good luck, and may all your kisses be great :D
     
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    How to kiss! (A guide by Okkk)

    I would work a little bit on the color scheme and add pictures.

    The backwards warning! would seem like a good idea at first; but it really dosen't look good.

    Your other guide is worth looking at. :)
     
  5. Unread #3 - May 25, 2011 at 8:56 PM
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    How to kiss! (A guide by Okkk)

    Put pictures that would help ALOT

    video on lesbos kissing would we a +1
     
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