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[Adrian Ochoa]

Please talk shit to me. Im horribly overconfident Yesterday i tried going into walmart and i tried to buy booze with my id that says im 21 1/2 years old.

I tried getting a girl pregnant with my 2 week old semen because i have super jizz.

I tried flying with my magical fairy wings i bought on ebay for 500$

I tried counseling Dr. Phil

I tried shooting a Osama Bin Laden poster in the eye with my super soaker

I tried disarming a landmine by stepping on it.

I drove a ferrari in a ghetto neighborhood because i know Karate.

I tried scamming the priest at church when they did the donation collect run.

Halp me please.

 

[Richh]

 

[Bag]

 

[Coinshare]

I tried scamming the priest at church when they did the donation collect run.

Banned, thanks.

 

[Adrian Ochoa]

Why is everyone doing that horrible face to me?

 

[Bag]

 

[Adrian Ochoa]

Why umad?

 

[florol]

 

[Adrian Ochoa]

why he mad?

 

[shawnwill1210]

bro your so cool im jelly

 

[Sillymonkey]

If I had a penis, I wouldn't rape you with it.

 

[Adrian Ochoa]

ujelly? bat why

 

[Sillymonkey]

Because if I had a penis my first priority would be to play with it, not get it infected and fall off because of you.

 

[Adrian Ochoa]

Because if I had a penis my first priority would be to play with it, not get it infected and fall off because of you.

What if i offered to cut around the edges of my asshole so you can fuck me?
itll be nice runny and smooth bloody too but smooth. plus i only have herpes and aids

 

[▌WeÅ¡ ▌]

ill fuck your dick with my ass.

 

[Adrian Ochoa]

ill fuck your dick with my ass.

1-10 rate the strength you would fuck me with

 

[Sillymonkey]

What if i offered to cut around the edges of my asshole so you can fuck me?
itll be nice runny and smooth bloody too but smooth. plus i only have herpes and aids

With that offer, I would let my Oompa Loompa do it, but I would still refrain.

 

[Adrian Ochoa]

With that offer, I would let my Oompa Loompa do it, but I would still refrain.

i herd umpoo lumpos have 15 inch black cocks. is it true?

 

[Sillymonkey]

i herd umpoo lumpos have 15 inch black cocks. is it true?

It's not black, it's orange. It is almost never soft, unless he has to take a piss.

I can no longer bring him around my pillows/cushions/stuffed animals, because he always leaves gooey holes in them.