Basic information for all you young stoners out there
Marijuana is a plant, that grows 100% naturally from the earth. The health risks are much lower than with alcohol or tobacco use but still remains legal to this day. In this guide I'm going to teach you how to avoid trouble with cops, parents, and dealers. I will also teach you how to conserve your weed.
DEALERS
Dealers will rip you off if they get the chance. Marijuana dealers don't make that much money, most people deal just so they can smoke for free. So if a dealer has a chance to skimp you, he/she will. I will give you an example, suppose a dealer steals 0.2 from 5 different deals he does, they just made themselves a gram of weed. It is important to always ask your dealer to scale it right in front of you before you give them your money. That way you know you're getting what you pay for. I also advise that you stay away from ghetto dealers. Some people will rob you if they're that desperate. So it's important to find a very middle class, semi-trustworthy dealer.
PARENTS
Parents suck when it comes to smoking. If your parents are right-winged hard asses(much like mine) they will flip a shit if they find out, so don't let them. Use eye drops whenever you're around them or even if you're in public. Also, avoid smoking in your house, if you can go outside and smoke. I also advise you to keep your stuff together(bubbler, bowl, weed, lighters, eye drops etc). I use to think that spreading everything out was a good idea but if parents find 1 of those items they will tend to connect the dots. So just put your stuff in a small case(I use a Dr. Dre beats case). The best eye drops out there are Rohtos and usually go for 5-7 dollars at CVS, they burn your eyes but they make them whiter than when you're sober.
Cops
When traveling with weed always lock it in your glove compartment, cops (in the united states) do not have the right to search your glove compartment unless there is probable cause. Which leads me to my next point, don't smoke in your car because if you get pulled over and a cop gets even a little scent of weed, he will search the living shit out of you. You should avoid smoking in public too, If you want to be 100% safe just always smoke around your house or a friends.
Weed Conservation
Now I know smoking joints/blunts are amazing. But it wastes a lot of weed, you can take a 1/5th of that blunt or joint and throw it in your bowl or bubbler and get just as high. So don't be an idiot, unless you're Wiz mother fucking Khalifa and buy 10,000 dollars worth of ganj a month, avoid joints and blunts.
Also, Don't trust strain names. Dealers may come up with some crazy name like "blueberry cunt fuck", unless you see it from the grower or you get it in a medical prescription bottle, don't use strain names.
