Riddle

[Ricky]

Riddle One:

A murderer is sentenced to death for a number of killings he has committed. The judge gives him three options for execution.

The first option is to walk into a room of assassins.

The second option is to walk into a room filled with a poisonous gas.

The third option is to walk into a room full of lions who have not eaten in 6 months.

Which option is best for the man take?

Winner: SMR


Riddle Two:

A person tries to get into an exclusive members only club. In order to get into this club, the person needs to know the password.

The person hides and witnesses the following:

First man walks into the club. The bouncer asks him "twelve".. the man replies "six". Bouncer allows him into the club. A second man walks into the club. The bouncer asks him "six".. the man replies "three". Bouncer allows him into the club.

The person hiding thinks he has the password figured out and tries to get into the club. The bouncer asks him "eight" and the person says "four". The bouncer doesn't allow the person in.

What's the password?

Winner: Usmann 411

 

[Ricky]

Why Assassins?

 

[Ricky]

Wrong, try again.

 

[Govind]

Lions that haven't eaten for 6 months.
They're DEAD!

 

[Meeder1]

Lions that haven't eaten for 6 months.
They're DEAD!

goodjob

 

[Ricky]

Lions that haven't eaten for 6 months.
They're DEAD!

Correct smr

putting up a new one in a sec

 

[Usmann 411]

Second one, the pass is the amount of letters in the word. (six has three letters, and twelve has six)

 

[WeRnIE]

The pass is FIVE.

 

[v3-]

The pass is FIVE.

Way to leech off the person above you. You so pro.

 

[JohnK]

penis

...get out

 

[Ricky]

Carry it on

Show me what other riddles you know.

 

[Rawrasaurus]

 

[WeRnIE]

Way to leech off the person above you. You so pro.

Thanks baby.

 

[CrackerJack59]

If a rooster was standing in the middle point of a triangular roof like so /\ , and it laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?

 

[Hawley]

Carry it on

Show me what other riddles you know.

The police are looking for a man wanted for murder. They have no information about him, including: what he looks like, his age, his profession... anything.

They arrive at a bar.

The only people inside the bar are 4 people.

The bartender, a lawyer, a salesman, and a teacher.

No one, patron or police, says anything.

They immediately walk over to the salesman and take him in to custody.

Without knowing any information about the murderer, and without anyone saying anything, how did the police know to arrest the salesman?

 

[Hawley]

If a rooster was standing in the middle point of a triangular roof like so /\ , and it laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

 

[CrackerJack59]

Correct.

 

[JRSmithfan1]

I have a left foot and a right foot.
How many gloves do I have?

 

[v3-]

Roosters don't lay eggs.

I'm pretty sure that that was a satirical riddle. Way to show us all your intelligence by answering the most cliche riddle of all time, though.

 

[Hawley]

I'm pretty sure that that was a satirical riddle. Way to show us all your intelligence by answering the most cliche riddle of all time, though.

umad?