1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

23) I can swear when no one is about.

 

24) You can spend your time botting safely than playing legit and still have more fun botting.

 

25) I never knew that you can mine iron in under 5 seconds

 

23. I can kill ghosts.

 

27) Having a piece of picture with an item and number on it is redeemable at any bank or store.

 

28) You can eat an entire shark, bones and all, in a mere second.

 

29. "Night" is a myth told to children to get them to go to sleep "before the darkness comes".

 

30) Anchors are viable weapons.

 

31) if i say 123 in public ill get a girl friend

 

32) Attacking every living thing with a whip is not against the law.

 

33) Walking around in leather, a thief mask, and holding a whip is perfectly normal.

 

34) you can hide in a cabbage to teleport

 

35) you backpack can hold a bucket of water and not spill even when u walk across the map

 

36) Discontinued items are expensive because.

 

37) Dragons are made of metal
38) If I have a orange shield the fire will not go over/around the shield an burn me.

 

39) If someone attacks you with a sword food will make it all better.

 

40) You can morph into an egg with a ring

 

haha o sooo true!!!

41. a santa hat is worth a fuk load! so is a phat! lol

 

42) If I open a cracker roll and a hat will appear.

 

43. If I suddenly can't move, i've been DDoS'd.