1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

265) i learned that, you can ride eagles without them hurting or eatting you

 

266) You can wear a fire cape on your back without getting burnt .

 

267. You never fall down unless you die.

 

Wrong, slippery rock, etc.

268) Sitting down, regenerates my run time 2x as fast.

 

269) I'd be better off playing WoW, since JaGeX aims to be like them.

 

270) Is obsidian real?

 

271) you can kill someone in a church

 

272. I can only kill people in designated worlds and I must run north to do so.

 

273) I can cook a giant shark on a small cooking range

 

274.) I've literally failed highschool because I'm addicted to Runescape and WoW.

 

275. Only pk if your good at it.

 

276. Sewers are infested with giant rats.

 

Yess ahaha.

277. 90% of the things in RuneScape can be gained by cheating. Much the same could be said about real life.
Sick of using your hand to click on pixels over and over again? Pay a bit of cash and get a bot.
Sick of using your hand for.. uhhh.. other things? Pay a bit of cash and voila. Byebye virginity.

 

278) And if I'm listening to someone play a fiddle, then it's even faster!

 

279. I can punch a demon to death.

 

280. I can wear pink and purple and blue robes, and nobody thinks I'm crazy.

 

281. I never need to sleep.

 

282. Runescape has wasted 1 year of my life, luckily i quit.

 

Obsidian is actually a very glassy igneous rock. ;P

283.The easter bunny and father christmas are real.

 

284. I don't ever have to use the bathroom.