10 Things Men hate to Hear in Bed

[megillc]

You are just about to fall asleep and then it happens...she speaks.

http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/10-Things-Guys-Hate-to-Hear-in-Bed.81098

 

[duopperi]

Actually, it's:

1. I have AIDS.
2. I have AIDS.
3. I have AIDS.
4. I have herpes.
5. I have AIDS.
6. I have gonorrhea.
7. I have AIDS.
8. I have chlamydia.
9. I have AIDS.
10. No sex tonight, hunny.

 

[zezimahater]

1. I think I toasted your dong.

 

[masterkiller]

8. i have a dick

 

[Kelp is back]

2. lets watch a movie instead

 

[njo111]

It's Late And Im Tired, Maybe Tommorrow Night.

 

[Wazup31]

Lol i got one, Hunny? When did we get a clown doll?
- We never did go back to sleep

But its moving

- WHAT TH... (Dead)

 

[Ninja Wolf]

After the fact: "Do you have AIDS?" "No..." "Good, I don't want to get that again!"