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[shakaka]

she will live in a cage and get one meal a day consisting of 4 potato chips and a shot-glass sized of water.

she wont be able to leave the house for 10 years after birth

she wont be able to have a boyfriend until she is married

absolutly NO people may touch her, she will be in a bubble (and i will make a sequel to the movie bubble boy; bubble girl)


any other suffocating ideas are welcomed!!


(spin-off from jaamals thread for the tards)

 

[Nullware]

Limit the number of breaths she can take in a day.

 

[0wn 12anging]

Ehm..is there butts3cksz?

 

[shakaka]

only buttseks with other bubble-dwelling children.

 

[0wn 12anging]

Excellent.


I think 1 meal a day is a little luxorious...i only get a banana and some rice a day.

 

[Nullware]

I think 1 meal a day is a little luxorious...i only get a banana and some rice a day.

What I wouldn't do for that banana...

 

[shakaka]

what i wouldn't do for that rice...