Deacon's Exquisite Writing (Bak-2-Skool)

~Deacon's Exquisite Writing~

Bak-2-Skool

I spelled it that way intentionally!​

Welcome to 'Deacon's Exquisite Writing'! You're probably thinking "What am I doing here, why did I click this thread?" Ah, the simple reason is, you need a piece of my works! Now you're thinking "Maybe you're right, what are you offering?" School is troublesome is it not? And as such we are always burdened with: Essays, Assignments, and Projects in general that we just don't have time for!

Well, that's why I am here. I am here because I have the time to write your Essay, Do your assignment, and ready your project! I do this why you sit back, sip your coke, and watch cartoons. Not only do I do your work though, I do it so well that you are nearly guaranteed an "A". Now, some teachers grade differently, and as such I cannot put this as a guarantee, but I can tell you that if your teachers are like the ones I had, they will absolutely LOVE the work you turn in if you go through me.

Now, I do offer you some kind of guarantee, I will ALWAYS make a deadline. No matter what, I actually like to get it done early just in case you would like to read over it, or you need to free hand it. I like to make it so there is plenty of time for you to be sure that you are getting your money's worth.

So if you are still wondering why you clicked this thread, maybe you have a math assignment . I only assist with writing assignments, and writing works. Below are charts and tables to tell you exactly how much I charge, and exactly what I offer. If you need something that is not listed, ask and I will tell you where to look, or give you a fair price. Don't turn back now, keep reading! You wouldn't want to miss the part where I show you my cool skills !

Post.Script. I WILL NOT work for you if you do NOT post the work that you want done and all requirements. I am also adding a research rule, if you have a work that needs lots of research, you must provide or price is a lot more than original. Only PM me if you have posted here, I check this more than my inbox, so do it here. I also copy and paste from this thread to remind me, so again, please post if you need work. I will not add you on MSN unless you inform me of your intent to add me and for what reason. I have the right to decline any requests, and I will give you a valid reason of so. I have been lenient on the "pay before I give" rule, but that is changing as of now. No works if you do not pay.

Prices vary according to the topic, how much effort is required, the assignment, page count, layout, research, and time frame.

So I'll list according to those.



Effort -

Easy - $3
Medium - $5
Hard - $10
Extreme - $12



Assignment -

Essay - $5
Poem - $3
Short Story - $8
Script - $10
Book - $500



Page Count -

1 to 2 - $2
3 to 4 - $5
5 to 10 - $10
11 to 20 - $15
21 to 50 - $20
51 to 100 - $75
100+ - Added from lesser amounts.



Layout -

Easy (Notepad) - $2
Medium (Font/double spacing) - $3
Hard (Power Point) - $10
Extreme (Posters, Presentations) - $20



Time Frame -
(Varies Effort, Prices Change)

1 day - $10
3 day - $5
1 week - $3
1 month - $2
8 months - Free



Research -

Full Research - $ Double Total
Half Research - $ 3/4 Double Total




Please ensure that the date it is due, is at LEAST a day before you have to turn it in. So you can read over it, and make any necessary changes. As well as print it out, and such.


Prices may change with demand. Specials may occur during major times of need. The sooner your assignment is posted for me to work on, the sooner it will get done. I may work faster than time given, price will remain firm.

How I Work:

Firstly, I will only charge you according to my thread. If you find a loophole, and present it to me in a very intellectual way and make me believe that it is a loophole, then I will charge you how you see fit within reason.

You post here, asking for what you need done, how much you will be paying according to the charts, and any and all requirements that you want me to include. Topics, font, style, etc. must be told, or you will receive a completely random works which defeats the purpose.

We will then speak on MSN to clean out any other details, [email protected] , and I will begin working on your product. After I have finished I will show you a piece of your desired product, if you are satisfied, then you pay me and I will send you the rest. If you are unsatisfied you may ask for me to re-write the work, I will do so and reshow you a part of the product. I will NEVER give you the full works without payment. No exceptions. I always keep proof of what I write on floppy disks and such, and it is named according to your Sythe name. So if you claim I never sent you the works, I would have proof of other wise.




Payment Method:

There are several ways you can send your payment. The first and foremost is done through PayPal. Any cash backs result in scam reports, full pictures are taken, etc. But another way I'm offering is through donations to Sythe! . Since I don't take anything BUT PayPal, and Matthew doesn't take PayPal, almost all methods are covered.

However, if you choose to donate for work I've done for you, you must contact me, and contact Matthew at the same time. The donation must be done in my name.




Currently Working For:

None





Deacon's Vouches:


Celestial Bow:

00_Own_00:

† Hero †:

fouisgras:

miklman:

konvict111

Eric (again):

- I love you too Eric!

TJ:

Examples of My Writing: (All works are property of me. Any un-bought works used is infringement of copyright. Please don't steal )



Speech: (First Degree Murder)-

Code:

"I’d like to ask you all to lean your head back, or
lay them down if you’d prefer. Take a moment to relax
with me. Open your imagination. (pause, voice
caressing) You’re floating in a swimming pool. The
water is the perfect temperature. So very perfect and
comfortable that you can barely tell you’re in the
water. The sun is on your face gently warming all the
tension from your body. You are as carefree as you can
possibly be. Your mind is at a complete ease. (pause 3
seconds) Out of nowhere a hand grabs you by the back
of the neck, yanks you to the edge of the pool, and
jams a sharp metal object into the base of your skull.
You hear a whirring sucking noise, and all goes black.
Congratulations! You have just (pause) been aborted."

Essay: (00_Own_00's Essay 'Volcanoes')-

Code:

"Shield volcanoes are large volcanoes that resemble 
a warrior’s shield. The Iceland Nordics had named it this 
because of its shallowly-sloping sides and immense size.
It is believed to be the shield to hell by many mythic believers, 
and it is even said that angry demons shoot the magma out of 
the volcano to harm those around. However, most mythology 
has proven wrong, and scientists have dove deeper into the 
Shield volcano to reveal more details of its greatness. Proving 
that it is not a portal to the hells, we now have the technology 
to know how hot the lava is, what the lava is made of, what sets 
off these volcanoes, and even when they were created. "

Essay: (00_Own_00's Essay 'Sherlock Holmes')-

Code:

"Sherlock Holmes is described as the pilgrim for detectives 
and forensic science throughout the world. It may be elementary, 
but with Holmes’ perspective qualities, and with his brain governing 
his heart, Holmes has led the series of lessons to the last and ended 
it with the greatest lesson of all; "When you have eliminated all which
 is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be 
the truth." Though fictional, we can look to Sherlock Holmes as the 
teacher of perception, of devotion, and of professionalism. Without 
him we would still be examining cork through a glass bottle."

Essay: (Miklman's Essay 'Joseph Stalin')-

Code:

"If someone takes an idea, writes it out, and shows it to the 
world, that idea is still an idea. But once that idea materializes off 
of said paper, then it is no longer an idea, it is an action. All ideas 
can seem like very good formulated ones, but rarely do people realize 
that they are leaving out the option for change in their ideas. Stalin 
was a victim to this, his rule was meant to be good and prosperous 
to the people of Russia, however, he had lost himself in his fallacy. 
Hidden in his ideas and firm in his belief, he was not heroic in the sense 
of the word, but misled. Making the mistakes he made, it is quite simple to 
say that he had failed in most everything he did. The success of Stalin is 
lost in the bodies he created from his power crazed rule."

Essay: (Scambusterofsythe's Essay 'Harry Potter Book/Movie Differences')-

Code:

"Even though the book and the movie were overall the same, 
minor differences can be noticed. The overall message stays the same, 
and that is generally the main point when writing a book or directing 
a movie based off of either. J. K. Rowling has stated that she is very 
satisfied with the outcome of the movies, and believes that the 
characters in the movie were fantastic in their roles. She also said 
that if she had written a book based off of the movie, no one would 
know the difference. Sorry Rowling, but it seems that your fans have 
got the best of you! So if Harry, or Harry, from either the book or the 
movie looks at each other, we can only guess that they would get along."

 

Vouch for Deek. Ily.

 

Heh, almost wish I would have thought of something like this, I can vouch that you will get your monies worth if he puts half as much time into it as he does with the majority of his debates.

 

I ran this last year, and I was usually stiffed by half the people cause I was nice and just wrote it without caring ..

But with the whole going back to school thing, people have start-up essays, and need good first impressions .

 

Good luck Deac,
I am good at English too.
Vocab, re-wording & grammar sure A++++++.

 

Thats a very good idea.

How would you not get in trouble though seeing how its not your work?

 

There's a lot of reasons. Usually the work I write isn't for people to just print out and turn in. I'm more of an idea creator. I write their requirements, they write it out how they feel.

It's not copying, it's not stealing, it's not buying others' work... cause all I'm selling is a layout of what your work could look like . You have to do the proper things to make sure you don't get into trouble for copying.

 

Oh okay. I thought you meant you write the WHOLE assignment.

In that case, you would be screwed if a teacher asks you a question about it, :S

 

Oh, I do write the whole assignment . I'll do everything on it in a quick amount of time. The thing is, you don't turn in what you buy. That's illegal in the school's eyes. If you buy from me, you must convert to however you choose, and only use it as a guideline to write your own work.

Now of course... not everyone is going to do that... but that's what makes the products sell. If you think you can get away with just buying an essay from me, and turning it in, more power to you. My essays are the bomb and will get you better grades. So starting out good and staying good may be your best bet, because if teachers see a slip, they know something is off .

I also like to give my buyers the chance to read their paper before they have to turn it in. That way they know it, can answer questions about it, and treat it like their own.

 

Okay, i understand completely now

Maybe add that you should change it, etc. so that the buyer does not get in trouble? Also, make a disclaimer saying that you are not responsible for shit that happens, lets say if the teacher knows that its not there work (assuming they did not edit it).

Should help out alot

 

I may do that... But I don't see how it'll happen. I mean, yeah I know teachers browse, but I select a very small portion of the essay to display on my page, so the chances of the teacher finding that you bought it is nil to none.

And I'm not doing anything wrong by selling writing . If someone goes to jail for what I sell, it's not my fault. No need for a disclaimer. It's completely legal to sell school work, it's illegal to buy it.

 

I love you I will Probly use you all year rofl.

 

There's tons of reasons why people won't hire your services. First off any teacher can easily tell if it's your writing or not, even if they are new. The first ones students turn in to teachers will look realistic because teachers do not know students potentials. After a while though they will see your test essays and such compared to your writing and realize its fake. Secondly, you charge way to much...there's websites with many different topics of already written essays for as low as 75 cents plus they are much better essays than most people can write.

 

I'm not most people, and anyone on Sythe will vouch to you the fact that I am one of the best damn writers you'll ever come across.

If you're an idiot, and you can't maintain a good grade without me, I'd recommend not using me. But if you need just a letter grade boost, or you just don't have the time to write an essay (it takes me like 30 minutes w/o research), then I'm your best bet.

The other essay sites, and such, are absolute bullshit. Their essays suck, they lack passion, they're generic, and they only aim to get you a C average. Trust me, I've browsed around the competition, they are completely shit.

I can write you anything for any circumstance and blow your teachers away. That's not ego talking, it's assuredness. I know because I've done it many times, I have several testimonies, and in all reality, there's no reason why it shouldn't blow them away.


My prices are actually fairly cheap, the average 5 paragraph, 700 word essay costs around 20$ from a professional (Not a professional site mind you, those people are idiots and will give you crap for quality). I write any amount of words you require, or more if you desire.

I'd also like to point out that you said "Already written essays"...

Just to be clear, an already written essay will never be to the standards of your teachers. They don't go by any curriculum, nor are they ever meaningful. Several people turn in "already written essays" but mine are different. I do what you want, I write what your assignment is, and I go over it with you to make sure you get the best grade you can.

Point in fact, everyone but me sucks in this field.

 

Response to the above post: Yes, you can be an amazing writer but your arrogance is unnecessary. You do not know everything and I'm pretty sure that you nor anybody else can write an essay within 30 mins without research unless you know that topic extremely well, which is very rare. I have seen posts in other threads with people complaining "that you think you know everything" by saying "I am one of the best damn writers you'll ever come across" and "Point in fact, everyone but me sucks in this field"..and it shows in your posts. So just saying change your attitude, you do not know everything nor will you ever.

 

Those prices are a bit steep but I may contact you

 

I do know everything there is to know about High School and College essays.

Ask anyone who I have ever worked for. When I tell them I'm going to start writing, a half an hour later I'm done. Without research. You don't need to know a topic to write about it dude.

 

I would use you your service, but you are way too pricey.

 

That's your choice .

And I'm actually fairly cheap for my skill level.

 

Isn't konvict=Eric?