How to easily... excite yourself

an easy way to excite yourself is to put tomatoe sauce on your penis i was skeptic at first untill i heard it from someone i can trust it does work but don't try if your not confident about it

 

ok lol

 

Wow, move this to spam. It is pointless, and let me remind you, there ARE kids under the age of 15 who are registered on this forums, and even people above the age of 15, who don't want to see this kind of non-sense. Remove it, or move it. It's pointless spam, that is explict and is profanic.

REMOVE IT IMMEDIATLY, DUE TO IT'S PROBABLY INACCURACY + PROFANITY.

 

Vouch, this method worked 100%

 

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING WANNA BE MOD

Let me explain something to the public, kids who register on this forum play runescape, and by playing runescape you agree to be above 13 years of age, and by being above the age of 13, you have gone through sex ed atleast 1 time (My first was in 5th grade), and by 6th grade who can say they didn't know what a fucking penis was and that fucking their left hand was the best thing in the world? And while this may not be completely appropriate, it could work and don't lie to yourself, you know you want to try it, if you have not already =P

 

quit backseat modding...

but on topic...ur gross

 

i knew it was going to be about this from the title

 

What the fucking hell? Putting tomato sauce on the penis really works? I don't understand lol... Gonna try this out anyway. Will post if this method really works.

 

Ok, so you flame at me. Ok, very mature. No, I'm not a "wanna be mod", I'm just not a dumbass. Alot of the posts you're seeing, shouldn't be actually there, because KIDS do search/post through sythe, and you coming at me for the point of ...?
I'm almost 100% sure that adults who are registered via sythe, don't want to see some shit like this, so don't tell me to "stfu", because if you do, you can "fuck yourself?"....


Oh btw, bc you were in 5th grade and put out, "whore"?

No, kids by 6th grade don't fuck yet... try 8th+ , or around that, AND if they're below the age of 14-15 and have sex, then that means the boy, is a premature jackulator, and the girl is a slut.'nuff said.

 

what school did you go too? nuff said.

 

rofl

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premature_ejaculation

 

your ridiculous

 

Ridiculous?
How?
Like a clown? OJ not doin' tha crime ridiculous?

Shit... if only he said "your funny" ... woulda did a goodfellas....


PREMATURE-JACKULATION Is da SHITZ0R

 

Um I quit re a long time ago before their was ever a 13 year old age limit I just use rs to make $ now

 

It's even better if you know what it means.

 

Wow, referencing to a movie? Very mature.

thought i might as well pull a sinful^^^

 

Well, I do. I don't use words I don't know. That just puts ya in a shithole.

Websters - Shithole :

A pile of shit, possibly a hole.

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Well, if he gets a custom rank called "Pre-Mature Jackulator", I deserve full credits for creating the title rank name.

=]

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Dude, you have got to be one of the biggest wankers i have ever seen on sythe.
Even worse than magi or that magic arrow fuckwit.

 

Its premature ejaculation you dipshit not Jackulator...

 

Well, the term "premature jackulator", is somebody who has Premature Ejaculations.