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  1. florol

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    My Anus Is Bleeding
    My anus is bleeding please help. My parrot bit my ass and now it's bleeding like crazy. Should I see a doctor. I tried to super glue my anus together but it doesn't work.

    Anyone have any ideas?
     
    florol, Jul 13, 2011
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    Add in some deep heat
     
    Josh Fx, Jul 13, 2011
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    Sit down?

    And why was your parrot down there?
     
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    My Anus Is Bleeding
    Shove a dick up it to block the hole, that way the bleeding will stop.
     
    malakadang, Jul 13, 2011
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  5. florol

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    My Anus Is Bleeding
    There is no hole, I don't know where the blood is coming from. I think it's the Zamorakian curse. I've been praying to Saradomin asking him to stop the bleeding and free me from the curse of Zamorak. He hasn't answered my prayers yet.
     
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    My Anus Is Bleeding
    Hmm, then I would suggest you get a chainsaw and amputate your anus. Be sure to wear safety glasses though, safety comes first.
     
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    You've changed so much, lol.
     
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  8. florol

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    My Anus Is Bleeding
    I tried amputating it but the bleeding got worse. It seems that I have cut my whole ass off. What should I do know?
     
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    My Anus Is Bleeding
    Once I wiped my ass so much, it bled..
    I usually swap underwear with my friends and
    I'm a boy and it looked like I had a period..

    Bad day..
     
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    My Anus Is Bleeding
    Well your anus isn't bleeding anymore, so your problem has been fixed!

    Perhaps the extra bleeding is a side-effect. I'd take some Panadol and harden the fuck up.

    My personality is diverse xD.
     
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    Wait, are boys not supposed to have periods? I might have a problem then...
     
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    My cum is red....
    My dick is too small for a black peerson (41cm) ...
    And I'm master-wanking to Friday...

    Normal??
     
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    It's because he finally found the spam forum
     
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  14. florol

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    What's a spam forum?
     
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    you're adopted
     
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  16. florol

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    What is this "adopted" you speak of?
     
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    Any little boys interested in free Popsicle sticks ?
     
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    ROBIN TO THE BAT MOBILE!!




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    ** Honestly, is the picture too much ? **
     
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  19. florol

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    Is it wrong if the picture gave me a boner?
     
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    My Anus Is Bleeding
    yes imo.
     
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