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  1. Tyler

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    Hello! and welcome to BLEUSKITTLE's guide to safe sex,
    There are lots of ways you can protect yourself but in this guide we will mainly be talking about the use of condoms.​


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    What is a condom?


    A flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes or as a means of preventing sexually transmitted diseases.
    Condoms come in a variety of sizes, shapes, flavours and colors.

    Why is it important to use a condom?


    It stops people getting pregnant and also it protects against sexually transmitted diseases.


    Where is it possible to obtain condoms?


    You can obtain condoms from a multitude of places including.
    • Local pharmacies
    • Grocers markets
    • Local medical clinics
    • Hospitals


    Now that we have gone over the basics; lets talk about simple condom care.


    • Condoms DO expire, the date will be displayed on the box or condom itself.
    • Never use an expired condom, it increases the chance of pregnancy/STD's.
    • Condoms are not to be kept in your pocket, or wallet. This could cause it to heat up and not work properly.
    • Never use a flavoured condom for intercourse, It was not designed for that so it will not work for that.
    • Before you use a condom, check the inside of it to make sure it has air. (hold between your index finger and thumb, you should be able to feel it.)
    • NEVER reuse condoms, this may seem like common sense but as Voltaire once said "Common sense is not so common."
    • Always make sure you put the condom on properly (I will not post pictures some would deem that to be innapropiate.)
    • If at some point the condom falls off during intercourse, discard it IMMEDIATLY.
    • Never use lubricant that is not certified, alot of substances (eg. grape jam) would make a condom break.
    FAQ:


    What are STD's?
    STD's are sexually transmitted diseases, more information can be found in the link below.
    http://www.cdc.gov/STD/

    You talked about condoms having flavours, why would that matter?
    There are specific condoms made for oral sex only, to help protect you from STD's.

    When using a condom, what are the chances of pregnancy?
    When a condom is used CORRECTLY there is NO CHANCE of pregnancy.

    Condoms come in different sizes?
    This is correct there is no "one size fits all condom" but generally alot of people fall into the same category.

    Im allergic to latex! does this mean I can't use a condom?
    Condoms also come in plastic, latex is just the most perferred durable material.​
     
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    safe sex? wtf .......
     
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    Would like a bit of a more intelligent post.
     
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    Nice guide.. Something different for a change.
     
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    I agree, I also laughed at using Grape jelly for lubricant. ;)
     
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    A how to would be great... I mean less information on what they are, more steps on how to use :D

    Anyhow, nice.
     
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    That's impossible unless he wants to post multiple pictures of a penis on his thread.
     
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    Not really...

    Something very technical of course.
     
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    Not really..
    He could use a banana or anything shaped appropriately.
     
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    quote:
    "When using a condom, what are the chances of pregnancy?
    When a condom is used CORRECTLY there is NO CHANCE of pregnancy."

    I would highly disagree with this statement. A condom can be put on, and used 100% perfectly the way it is saposed to be used, and there is still a chance that it will break, therefor get someone pregnant or transfer of STD's.
     
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    This is true, while it is good to have knowledge, I have to abide by Sythe's rules. would a link be more appropiate?



    Now, with the use of plastic condoms aside. (due to it being less verastile than latex) The amount of times you would have to have sexual intercourse to have a condom break is a massive amount, That being said you are technically correct (which is the best kind of correct) it is highly unlikely.
     
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    2/10 it hurts my eyes while reading, it could do alot of work.
     
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    Constructive critism would be nice. :)
     
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    nice guide altho a video would be nice.
     
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    A video of what exactly. :)
     
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    how to properly use a condom and how to avoid it popping
     
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    The fact about not keeping condoms in wallet / pocket because they hea is is bullshit.

    When you having sex your creating friction , friction creates heat...
     
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    Source: http://www.condomman.com/articles/condom-use/condom-storage-and-safety-from-heat/
     
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    would like some more feedback :)
     
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    It's a good guide, but i've had 3 condoms break on me before :L and it is possible to use it correctly and still get pregnant, from stuff like spillages out the sides lol and breaking of them condom, but overal its good, and i liked the grape jelly part. :p
     
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