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nigger

 

whodis?

 

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Fine."


A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm
going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again"

 

still...whodis?

 

Superman was flying over Metropolis and he's horny as hell, so he's checking out the roof tops to see if there is any action going on.

Suddenly he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself, butt naked, spread eagle, on top of the Justice League building.

Superman says to himself, "Oh my Gawd! I have to get myself some of that wonder pussy!"

He was fixing to pass her up when suddenly he realises that he could fly down, get in some fast pumping and be long gone before Wonder Women even knows it because he's Superman and faster than a speeding bullet.

So Superman swoops downs and pumps her so quick that Wonder Woman doesn't even see him! Wonder Woman sits up and says, "What the heck was that?!?"

"I don't know", the Invisable man says, "but my asshole is killing me!!!"

 

Nuke.

 

nigger

 

Nuke.

 

i hate that cat

 

they took our jobbs durka

 

muffins are bad.

 

nigger

 

nigger

 

Wow this was started in 2005!!!

 

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