Kid in the year below won't leave me alone?

lol thats the best solution =) the downside then may be that he runs around yelling that your gay but then you could say that he liked it rofl.

 

Make fun of him while your friends ànd his friends are watching it.

 

Again, illogical child is illogical. He doesn't respond to anything short of grabbing him by his shirt. The trouble is, he is a slippery little midget. Once he starts running, catching him is like rolling around in vaseline and trying to catch a snake on an ice skating rink.

 

Just ignore it?:S Laugh at him when he says something to you. Laugh in his face but do not say anything back. Sounds like a loser to me. Words are just words. If he touches you, knock his ass out.

 

@ All comments suggesting to hit him.
I never understood this kind of people, all I understand is hitting someone when your angry. There is nothing else I could say I just don't understand it in my opinion the only way you'll be cool is if (as suggested before) kick his ass metaforically. You could punch him too but what good is that?
What I mean by kicking his ass metaforically is, when ocassion lets you:
Wink and thumb up
tell him his really cool and his cooler for insulting you (my choice)

But most effective (psychologically) get some friends and laugh whenever he trolls.

 

I used to know a boy that used to get on my nerves, but at the same time I felt sorry for him as he looked slightly disabled, and had hearing aids in each ear etc. so whacking him wasn't really an option. Too bad he left.

Even if you got them to hit you first, you will still get in as much shit as you would if you just went up a smacked him.

 

This is what vengeance is for. You may be a nerd, and may not have the ability to kick his ass (due to punishments), however, if you can get revenge in a way that would not reveal yourself, go for it.
I would suggest rotten eggs......that seems to work

 

Ignore him, the jokes won't stop but there won't be as many. Or resorting to physical violence is the other solution.

 

Lol tap his ass
wrong term

I would just tell administration, or have him hit you
then when he gets in trouble you be an ass to
him, provoke him into fighting, then fuck him up

 

This happened to me in grade 9 in shop class. There was a kid who wouldn't leave me alone so I smashed his face on the corner of a drill press. Didn't say a word again to me until this year when he asked me for some change for lunch. Told him to go fuck himself.

Anyway, I don't suggest breaking the kid's nose, but if you play around with his mind a little bit he'll leave you alone. Instead of reacting to what he says, smile and say "Good one!" or something like that. Ignoring someone is what all adults usually tell us to do, but for the smarter kids it only makes them come after you more since they know what you're doing.

So, mindfuck him or give him the beating of a lifetime. Take your pick.

 

You should threaten to beat him up, That might scare him to stop doing anything to you.

 

How big is he? If you know you can kick his ass and hes just doing it to impress people then call him out outside of school. I beat the fuck out of underclassmen all the time outside of school. Dont be a dick about it, just walk up to him confidently and be like listen, this shit is getting ridiculous. What problem do you have with me? And if he answers with some stupid shit like your a pussy, just call him out. He shows up, you win gg. He shows up you lose? You atleast had the balls to show up and defend your pride. Violence is not always the answer, so verbally talk him down. Not shit talk him. Every guy ive fought i have always helped up off the ground, shook his hand and we either become friends and put aside eachothers differences or we just go our seperate ways and leave with a little bit of respect. Ill link a video of 2 kids in my school that recently fought. Watch how it ended.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V12O7TYd10U

 

And those kids cannot fight worth shit. Just in the end, they let shit go.

Hope this helps, im not encouraging violence. Its just whats needed sometimes, or for some people to get the point.

 

If I were you, I wouldn't resort to violence, as this could bring more trouble than its worth, but instead try to either ignore it, or even report it? Maybe you could approach them and talk it out?

 

This used to happen to me all the time constantly. I just ignored them and went on with my day and they eventually just stopped because it got boring or something I guess. So, my advice to you is to just ignore it and let it all pass. But if he gets physical, roundhouse kick him in the throat.

 

fucking lol



OT: If you have the strength, just grab him and overpower him. This scares the fuck out of people.

If you're not built, you can mindfuck him or sexually abuse him (Heh$$$).

 

dont touchh his pet do this

go to somwhere where everyone is
floor him on the ground
see how big he is then

 

simply yell "STFU!"

 

Go google some comebacks then talk shit back to him.

 

Best Advice Here:
Beat the crap out of him.